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[Thot pocket @kiid_h]

the trip JUST started but omg i can’t believe i’m in salem 🥹🥹

[kendall @internetfairie]

stop bothering me or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but I can tell you are not yet aware of

[miri @mishtimere]

texting people back is hard as fuck I really do think ur cool I just can’t right now man

[ang* @scorpiozgroove]

literally austin’s brain #loveislandusa

[elroymonté @finess3nce]

i wake up ready to REPORT LIVE

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

watching my short friend get taken by a hawk

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night”

me in the afternoon and night:

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

her: are you fucking stupid?
me and stupid:

[miri @mishtimere]

any man under 5’6 is a labubu

[Thot pocket @kiid_h]

@weenhutsenior i could be overseas playing ball rn

[b @abeecdefme]

real

[✰🧃 @AddictKE_]

you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in

[Thot pocket @kiid_h]

i have been forcing my middle aged male clients to listen to @rolemodel during their hour long haircuts LMAO. Simply doing my civic duties👹

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

I reference episodes of SpongeBob, like a Monk quoting ancient proverbs to people seeking spiritual guidance

[Marco @marcobonfiglio]

@ayeejuju Starter pack

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

it’s time to change my life

[Sam @zo1oft]

Analyzed photos of myself for too long

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

😭