Keeks

chandler bing + karen walker + peggy olson

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

Remember when we thought an envelope mix-up was shocking

[WA Ensemble Theatre @TheEnsemble]

✨ and now for our next trick ✨

tickets on sale now — book your 30 min time slot: https://t.co/D1AsCWlnR3

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Get vaccinated you fucking morons!*

*I don’t think this tweet is going to work.

[Naomi Tomky @gastrognome]

Seattle folks, who are your favorite local small food products? Pantry or refrigerated small batch stuff that you wish someone would... I don't know, give you as a gift? Put in a gift box?

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Oh - as long as you’re with me here - money alone doesn’t win an election but money is necessary. Join me in donating to both candidates today:

@ossoff: https://t.co/VdRCLncR6f

@ReverendWarnock: https://t.co/nU3TFyyFt9

[. @GregTSargent]

Trump advisers are telling him it's slipping away, but he won't accept it, @Acosta reports. It's poetic justice: Precisely because Trump went all in on getting millions of late-counted ballots tossed, he's enduring watching his lead bleed away over days:
https://t.co/hqMS7lK3jF

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

"If you did not know that Joe Biden was getting close to 270, Donald Trump just provided all the proof you will ever need."

[Josie Ensor @Josiensor]

Ballot boxes dancing to Missy Elliot is how Philadelphia is doing right now

[Ryan Struyk @ryanstruyk]

Latest 2020 election results:

AZ: Biden +1.6% w/ 90% in
NV: Biden +0.9% w/ 89% in
GA: Biden +0.0% w/ 99% in
PA: Trump +0.3% w/ 95% in
NC: Trump +1.4% w/ 95% in

[Steve Kornacki @SteveKornacki]

Forget grabbing sleep, there's still votes coming in in PA. I'm heading back to the studio. In the old days, there was USA Up All Night. Tonight, it'll be MSNBC Up All Night. Come on along for the ride.

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

This election kind of has a 3:14 AM AP Alert feel to it.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Can’t wait to try and explain 2020 to my grandkids

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

I would like to win now thank you

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

I love how CNN's like "And now we turn to Rick Santorum to giggle like an asshole and make some shit up."

[Rich Smith @richsssmith]

Not too many surprises here in Washington, but if these results hold then Democrats will sweep up pretty nicely https://t.co/ts8iSW9eny

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Incredibly powerful, must-watch moment.

Thank you, @esglaude.

[Heidi Krassenstein @HKrassenstein]

BREAKING: Joe Biden just broke the record for most votes ever received by a US Presidential Candidate.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Donald Trump’s premature claims of victory are illegitimate, dangerous, and authoritarian.

Count the votes. Respect the results.

[Governor Bob Ferguson @GovBobFerguson]

I cannot express the honor I feel to be elected to a third term as governor.

The people of Washington have given my administration a unique place in history, and I will continue to work hard for you every day.