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swears a lot lately

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2. Make water in his bathtub to runs like a river

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I decided to save my son's ridiculous wishes, will always be updated once he brings forward his demand. So here is "the impossible request of my toddler"

1. Please stop the thunder

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Im this close to uninstall gojek and grab

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Im back here to witness the war of knetz and sea wkwkkwkwkwkkw

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Kenapa abang ojol di jakarta pada takut bgt kena ujan sih..

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Demi apa ma uneh yg di dalem gang jalan arjuna tutup ya alloh mau nangis

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"I wanted to do a romantic gesture, i decided to build you an opera house in the dessert"

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Did you guys watched lady gaga coachella last night ? I mean if i have to be labeled demonic, satanic, iluminati to enjoy a talented art performance then so be it

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@galuhat 🥲🥲 thats challenging sih, kalo gue belum periksain soalnya BBnya somehow sesuai target trus gamau makannya out of nowhere gal. Udah berminggu2 nih lancar ga ada masalah tiba2 besoknya gamau makan beberapa hari.

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My hell torture is gonna be feeding babies

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@galuhat "Bagus, jawab terooos" 😭

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I just came accrossed these gentle parenting videos on tiktok with :
"Ade kesel ya dilarang2 ?"
"Ade atur napas dulu"
"Masih mau nangis ? Gpp yaa nangis aja mama tungguin sampai selesai"

Gddmmit I dont think i can wkwkwkkwkwkwk

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@galuhat Paling mending pisang barongko sih konsepnya wkwkwkkw

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MPASI sejuta umat yg "katanya" emaknya juga pasti doyan. Udah bikin dan pas dicobain gajadi kasi ke anak karena gue aja ga ketelen :

Gadon sapi
Barongko pisang
Puding telur bebek

Yakin nih biang keroknya santan instan terkutuk

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@galuhat Sudah gamau disuapin dari 6 bulan+ 2 minggu jd gue langsung menyerah pindah blw wkwkwk otw beliin tunjang

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Kapan ya ni bayi bisa gofood sendiri w kasi nih duitnya ya tuhan MPASI with realfood and healthy balanced meal idealism drains me outtttt

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@tammyaa WKWKWKWK send help..

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@Qisthi 🤟😭