Kiki (Taylor’s version)

here for the memes

[Kiki (Taylor’s version) @kiksh]

@andrewhunterm Reassure the candle that this is normal, it happens to all candles, and it’s no big deal

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@JesseThorn @hodgman Amsterdam!

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@LaurenPokedoff

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@brendanhunting It. Was. SOOOO. GOOD!

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@nickmohammed You were outstanding, once again! 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

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@_cherryphobic perfect orange baby

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@shinyrob Goose!

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@nickmohammed @AppleTVPlus Your acting was absolutely stellar as usual. Super impressive to watch you switch like that. 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Everyone everywhere knows what Cookie Monster's favorite movie of the year was! 🎥🍪🥛What was yours?

[Kiki (Taylor’s version) @kiksh]

@brettgoldstein @jegner @nytimes Loved the article. Brett is so wonderful. That being said… are we really going to describe Keeley as “insecure”? She is so many wonderful and relatable things, and has maybe two moments of normal, human insecurity, and the adjective we go for is “insecure”?

[Kiki (Taylor’s version) @kiksh]

@Charlie_Hebdo_ C’est nul. Nul en intellect, nul en humanité. Honte à vous!

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@julian_hohnen ❤️❤️❤️

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@michaelyichao Oh no

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@LaurenFlans Ohhhhhhh, of course!!!! So good!

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@LaurenFlans Wait, what was the Mean Girls Easter egg? I think I missed that! Also, this is gold. Thank you for your service.

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@happywaffle Oh no

[Kevin Miller @happywaffle]

I just laughed out loud at the prospect of @MeCookieMonster losing his blue checkmark cause he didn’t pony up $20 per month.

[Kiki (Taylor’s version) @kiksh]

This is brilliant.

[Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach]

Long-term sex pest Greg was kind enough to send me a willy-themed happy birthday message yesterday

Unfortunately I was distracted by a mark on his body which I had to inform him was the start of something terrible 😞

(This really is the best way to deal with online perverts 😂)

[Jules Hohnen @julian_hohnen]

I wrote this before my appearance on @insightSBS with @kumitaguchi

It was published today, and hopefully gives more some context to my time in Afghanistan in 2010.

https://t.co/4cgdjCWhin

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@Mariekehohnen