CRmom

Mom to two blue-eyed redheads; wife to an overachieving genius; full-time court reporter; sometimes runner, sometimes yogi. Always a bit inappropriate.

[CRmom @kilbycsr]

@Walgreens your obviously-upper-management edict regarding how many employees staff the pharmacy, specifically the drive through, blows.

[CRmom @kilbycsr]

The fact that I have strong feelings about the No. 15's behavior during her Quinceañera probably means I've watched too much Sesame Street.

[CRmom @kilbycsr]

I could feed a small developing country with the food I sweep out from under my son's high chair.

[CRmom @kilbycsr]

Awesome job @MediacomCable you didn't do your job, and somehow it's my fault. Not the first time this has happened.

[CRmom @kilbycsr]

Shoutout to @ModCloth for their awesome customer service during their upgrades. I'll definitely be shopping there again.

[CRmom @kilbycsr]

Dear #modcloth please send me one of everything. I'll tell everyone where I got it. We both win. It will be awesome. Love, @kilbycsr

[CRmom @kilbycsr]

Fastest way to find the Ambesol is to scream WHERE THE F#CK IS THE AMBESOL. They don't put that shit on the box.

[CRmom @kilbycsr]

"Hey, Mom, smell my hand!" is really just the toddler version of Russian Roulette.

[CRmom @kilbycsr]

Based on her twitter feed if I die @bjkilby could marry @AnnaKendrick47 and have a pretty spot-on personality replacement with a better body

[CRmom @kilbycsr]

is being kicked...but, ya know, in a good way...