Having a random hobby as an adult is actually hilarious. You’ll be having a day delivered directly from hell but then gotta suck it up to get to tap class by 6:30pm.
Passed a business guy in downtown Chicago who yelled "I don't care what they want, I need to be home on Halloween!" into his phone. There are 90s family-comedy films all around us for those with eyes to see.
anytime i manage to stay awake past 11pm, i experience about a 7 minute period of time during which the idea of ordering taco bell is all-consuming and nearly impossible to resist