Kiley

70% monica, 30% chandler • if I bleed you’ll be the last to know

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Can’t help but read all his tweets in the Dwight Schrute voice

[Deidre J Owen @deidrejowen]

I miss the days when I, an average US citizen, could go literal weeks without hearing or even thinking about the United States president.

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

I just can’t believe that the inaugural owner of the FIFA Peace Prize would do something like this

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[ashley liao (lee-ow) @ashleyjliao]

hey internet friends,

if you’re sensitive to blood, get off the internet today. or for a while. don’t ask. just protect your eyes and mental wellbeing.

love you

[City of Reading, PA @cityreadingpa]

Local woman and her new fiancée stun in engagement pics.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me not saying cookies solve all problems, but have you tried cookies?

[katelyn @noitskatelyn]

the normal leaving my body any time taylor swift has news

[Swift Alert @swiftalert_13]

Me

[ruby 𖦹✭ @infinitewrlds]

someone on tiktok just said jeremiah is the type of guy who would find it funny to shove cake in belly’s face at their wedding and yeah

[Crumbl @crumbl]

i’d say we should add a two-tier dark chocolate cake with raspberry coulis filling and a mirror glaze on top to the menu, but I’m team conrad sooo

[culture @notgwendalupe]

'Stuck in the Suburbs' premiered 21 years ago today

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

.@commanders got the boys here to #RaiseHail

#ALLCAPS

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Pope Francis dead at 88

[Duane Steinel @DuaneS39]

Feels like an appropriate time to post one of my favorite commercials ever

Congrats to the GR8EST GOAL SCORER OF ALL-TIME!! ALEXANDER OVECHKIN!

#Gr8Chase

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

A sight we’ve seen 894 times before this and each and every single time has been in a Capitals sweater.

Thank you, O!!!!!!!!

[The Associated Press @AP]

Bodega cats in New York City are widely loved feline workers in the Big Apple's convenience stores. Most store owners keep them for companionship, and as little salesmen that bring customers in and build rapport.

[ESPN @espn]

Legend recognize legend 🤝

Alex Ovechkin brought the Capitals back onto the ice to shake hands with Marc-André Fleury in their last matchup 👏💐