Kiley O'Toole

probably taking a nap

[Kiley O'Toole @kileyzatoole]

BREAKING: male member of the academy is an idiot

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

"I think Greta Gerwig is really great, but I shouldn't need a scorecard to keep track of a movie's timeline, so I ruled out 'Little Women' first." A male member of the Academy's producers branch shares his brutally honest #Oscars ballot https://t.co/rGyUYgrVOz

[toast thoughts 😶‍🌫️ @scoobydoesnt]

beau's face hahahah omg i am DYING hahahaha then he says "the very thing jax has forbidden people to talk about is written in the lyrics of this song" #vpr

[teddy ౨ৎ @pcherspride]

losing the grammar war against 'casted' is really killing a part of my soul

[Kattoo King @SimplyKattoo]

The alcohol in a martini should be enough to kill the parasite in my ceasar salad, and then I'll pair it with fries, which are safe

[✍🏼 roxana | ✊🏼 zivar | ⚒️ hadadi @roxana_hadadi]

he has all the awards my heart can give

[how's annie? @coolfunghost]

FREE LUCA GUADAGNINO SCHOOL WALKOUT

[Kiley O'Toole @kileyzatoole]

this season of @LoveIsland is a great example of the self-inflicted male loneliness epidemic

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[Ole Miss Baseball @OleMissBSB]

ONE DOWN.

[Amanda Fortini @amandafortini]

Just saw this on Substack. The metaphor is spot on.

[kyle @kgeich]

One day your kids are gonna ask where you were for the 2026 Summer House Reunion

[butch fox mulder @he4venbent]

this is just like what happened to my good friend deborah vance

[Kiley O'Toole @kileyzatoole]

we’re cooked

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Google announces it will now prioritize AI-generated answers in search results over human-written website articles

• Search will be centered around a reimagined ‘intelligent search box’

• Starts next Tuesday

(via @TechCrunch)

[Kiley O'Toole @kileyzatoole]

guy who doesn’t understand how to play uno:

[ؘjuandi @poxelse]

en unos días es la met gala pero todavía ninguno pudo superar este nivel de drama

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

this tumblr post being one of the greatest contributions to modern philosophy

[shea ROBDAYA 2026 🏒🫧 @sorealmp3]

this is fucking killing me

[Kiley O'Toole @kileyzatoole]

run it back

[aba @theabaverse]

Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?