Trying to be girlie today so I agreed to brunch. To be honest itβs not going to be anymore graceful than normal and Iβm still going to bring my potty mouth. So anticipate a shit show.
Egg donor: βso you arenβt coming to grandmaβs funeralβ me: βum when the fuck is it. You didnβt even tell me. Also noβ also Iβm 1500 miles away so. Thatβs a vacation that when you have a job has to be plannedβ¦ so.
@LizzyMcAlpine also you can have the parts of my shattered heart. Five Seconds Flat is #goodsoup like. Chemtrails?! Reckless Driving!!!!!! And Ceilings?! Go listen to the album Yall!!