Marilyn Monroe

no good at life, but funny sometimes with the commentary.

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don't look back. you're not going that way.

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you're never alone with a cigarette.

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#MentionAnAddiction tattoos.

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#MentionAnAddiction bed.

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#MentionAnAddiction parliment menthols.

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#MentionAnAddiction weed.

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you've been bad, go to my room.

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if your presence doesn't add value to my life then your absence won't make a difference.

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would you like to download iTunes version 10.3.5.23.521.59435.452346?

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do you ever just wanna do a backflip but realize you can't?

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one time this wise kid told me “bro, nudes are the pokemon cards of highschool” and i had a different perspective of life since then. 

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if i die & people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them.

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every musical should have one minor character who is aware that everyone is singing and dancing and extremely confused and terrified.

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in 3 short years kids who were born in 2000 will be 15 and that is the most horrifying thing i've realized in a long long time.

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just a friendly reminder that right now there are millions of people having sex and you’re checking twitter.

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in some alternative universe your favourite celebrity is blogging about how perfect and gay you are.