Agent Honeydew

I don’t know karate but I know ka-razor! 🗡️

[Agent Honeydew @Kill__Switch]

Proof of life ✨

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

cats will be like “i know a spot” and then stand directly on your areola with the weight of their whole entire body

[juan crow @twinkletweetu]

And she will SHOCK you. I have been SHOCKED.

[Agent Honeydew @Kill__Switch]

@beemoneey_ Period! 🥰🙂‍↕️

[Agent Honeydew @Kill__Switch]

Yea you see it

[Agent Honeydew @Kill__Switch]

For reference

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I don’t know why my ass was sitting up like that but it look good!

[Agent Honeydew @Kill__Switch]

Cogic???

[espnW @espnW]

Jordyn Woods’ fit for Game 3 at MSG 🔥

KAT's fiancée is not messing around when it comes to fashion 👏

[svrp @shereeserenee]

and unfortunately I’ll succumb to the angry black woman stereotype because u will not bully me

[for bisexuals @_forbisexuals]

that one biblically accurate bisexual

[Oserin💖✨ @DamilohunA]

the fact that they’re so many fine gay men just shows that straight men don’t put effort into grooming. that’s why they’re ugly

[Agent Honeydew @Kill__Switch]

Might fuck around & quit my job today

[FOST @GeorgeFoster72]

Hol’on

[Agent Honeydew @Kill__Switch]

Changing lives! He prolly didn’t until he saw your tweet 😭

[bene gesserit candidate @drigbodoll]

it’s very normal and common. everybody is annoying, you’re gonna annoy people that love you & they’re gonna talk about it

[Agent Honeydew @Kill__Switch]

@JahMayCan I’m not gone lie, I didn’t even look at him lmao but now that you point it out, he really could have!

[Agent Honeydew @Kill__Switch]

Lovveeeee this dress omg

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This movie woulda ended with me killing myself on camera

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘The Truman Show’ was released 28 years ago today.

[Agent Honeydew @Kill__Switch]

My sisters!!

[museofthesun @solarystix]

I like to befriend women who used to argue with they daddy growing up or fought back against him. Just like me! You fear nothing in this life once you’ve done that.

[Agent Honeydew @Kill__Switch]

Oh this is fun lol

[Anthony @Mrrcity_]

If you’re between age 32 - 39 you’re in season 1 of Sex & The City

[Agent Honeydew @Kill__Switch]

Lmfaooo

[LOCI @MahaliaSBM]

The grandma’s the pussy.