lila ?

an outlet for my awful opinions

[lila ? @kill_lila]

neutral milk hotel feat. doja cat

[lila ? @kill_lila]

mixing emergen-c and metamucil in one glass and pretending it’s a wellness shot

[lila ? @kill_lila]

fuckin love german cuz wdym Geldautomat means ATM. literally just “gold automator.”

[lila ? @kill_lila]

negging on dating apps is not attractive when you have confidence because like are you stupid actually?? look at me.

[lila ? @kill_lila]

“i wonder what the unsent project says about my name today” they foolishly say, knowing their period is in a few days

[Brandon James @brjxx21]

I can't talk to you if I can't joke with you fr. Because it's boring to be serious all the time people need to realize this😑😑

[lila ? @kill_lila]

roads so bad i started coaxing my car like a horse when i drive up a hill

[lila ? @kill_lila]

2 year-ish anniversary of me breaking no contact with my ex

[lila ? @kill_lila]

cringe keeps you beautiful. i do believe that

[lila ? @kill_lila]

the baddest bitch you’ve ever seen is a nonbinary 32 year old cosplayer who calls themselves a potato and you wouldn’t even know it until you see them out of costume

[lila ? @kill_lila]

cause i’m kind of like han solo, always stroking my own wookie (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)
i’m the root of all that’s evil, yea, but u can call me cookie╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

[lila ? @kill_lila]

watched my balls drop tonight! #HappyNewYear

[lila ? @kill_lila]

“ya well bitch means dog and dogs bark and bark grows on trees—” ahh response from the literal white house. what.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The White House issues a statement to Variety after SZA called them out for using her song in a pro-ICE ad:

“Thank you, SZA, for drawing even more attention to the tremendous work America’s ICE officers are doing by arresting dangerous criminal illegal aliens in American communities.”

(https://t.co/ADD3mtiY12)

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

shit has been named poop of the year by ass

[Kristoffer @indiohistorian]

What an insult to the workers in the original photograph.

[lila ? @kill_lila]

adopting a pet w behavioral problems will have u acting like ur in a toxic relationship. “can we have one good day please?” & it’s a cat the size of your forearm

[lila ? @kill_lila]

“who radicalized you” i just wasn’t a greedy little ankle biter as a kid and empathy takes you far

[lila ? @kill_lila]

put down the catalina crunch and rice cakes and go eat a turkey sandwich like a man jesus christ. talkin abt “why is protein food so expensive” idk man u tell me

[lila ? @kill_lila]

stopped being vegetarian after a decade and most meat still skeeves me out to eat but not turkey bc i always fucking hated them anyways