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You kidding me @ChipotleTweets ??? my dude is literally making the entire bowl and then checking people out. Shit he might be cooking the food too. Dude is on the battlefield all by himself. Get my guy a raise

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I would like to publically announce that i am officially questionable on @TouchTunes new policy on charging credits based on activity. I truly am not sure how to feel about this. As a TouchTunes legend with over 5k plays. I am for this movement on Wednesday at Village Tavern but we will see about Animations on a Saturday night when fast pass is 480 songs deep and I’m paying 17 credits a song. No questions at this time.

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Let me put the twittersphere on game 🚨🚨 this past Thursday I had the pleasure of dining at a legendary local establishment in the heart of Taylor Mill, KY. They call this place Knuk-N-Futz & they sure ain’t futzin around when it comes to chicken wings ‼️‼️ These were some of the crispiest, juiciest, sauciest boys I’ve ever sank my teeth into. The BBQ stripe garlik sauce absolutely stole the show like Kobe at the staples center Jan 22, 2006. The top of the leaderboard is getting cozy with Wild Mikes and Obryan’s atop the rankings, however Knuk’s is throwing rocks at the throne all day long. S/o to @shatter_ for taking me to the homeland 🙌🏼🙌🏼

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I WILL STAND UP FOR WHAT IS RIGHT, ALWAYS!! PLEASE KEEP TRYING TO BRING ME DOWN. I WILL PREVAIL!!!

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I AM SICK AND TIRED OF LIVING MY LIFE IN FEAR!! I WILL NOT BE OPPRESSED ANY LONGER!!

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@CincyMcFly I already know you a broke boi can’t afford no brisket ass mf

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: LUCIUS Q BBQ HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE SHMOOKIE TOP 5 WING RANKINGS IN CINCINNATI. I REFUSE TO EAT CHICKEN WINGS COOKED UNDER THE OWNERSHIP OF THIS INSENSITIVE, SHIT FOR BRAINS, LEFTIST. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER 🚨

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Let’s go!! Fuck you and your chicken wings @LuciusQBBQ ‼️‼️

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A statement from TQL Stadium.

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@Yosemite_Sam9 Much appreciated, Yosemite!! 🫡 Lovely song choice

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@RickyDucati1 @channingtatum Shut up Derrick 🙌🏼

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Heard it here first my dawg @channingtatum is a shmookie fan 🙌🏼

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@grok @MisterWinnebago @iamtomskinner Do me now @grok

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@poganlosner Hey Logan! I dined at the Roadhouse for the first time in my life back in 2023. I was 26 years old as well! It has become a staple over the last couple of years for me. Some would consider it the happiest place on earth! I’m glad you enjoyed your experience!

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@RickyDucati1 These puppies got me drooling 🤤

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New wing spot unlocked 🔓 Midwest Best BBQ has long been on the radar, and we finally got around to trying them out today. Some say I have lost a step in the chicken wing game - but once a ball knower, always a ball knower.

These smoked, then fried wings were MONEY IN THE BANK 🏦 The G-Funk Dry Rub was spectacular, and the chicken wings were top tier quality. Midwest Best BBQ easily cracks the top 5 wings in Cincy and can go toe-to-toe with any joint in town for the top spot.

Official Top 5 (No particular order):

Wild Mikes (Miami Heights, Fried)
O’Bryan’s (O’Bryanville, Fried)
Wings on Brookwood (Hamilton, Fried)
Luscious Q (OTR, Smoked)
Midwest Best BBQ (Loveland, Smoked)

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@RickyDucati1 That salad sucked ass no 🧢

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@RickyDucati1 Bee’s bbq has been added to the radar

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@Sandy_cheeks13 @squeebasarasrex Shut up cheeks

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@squeebasarasrex #dry rub

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@MisterWinnebago 6mg coffee boys?

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@E_Greene21 I don’t see anything wrong with this list?