Chrys Schultz

When you so fly you a bug.

[Chrys Schultz @killachrylla]

The urge to pack all my things and move to Florida has never been stronger. Damn you, poverty.

[Chrys Schultz @killachrylla]

When you say something cute and it gets completely overlooked.😒 #ReasonsI'mABitchInstead

[Chrys Schultz @killachrylla]

Forever awaiting the day that I'll finally be good enough for someone.

[Chrys Schultz @killachrylla]

Reason #3892 why I'm single, I say things like "if I had to rate your babe-ness on a scale of 1-10 I'd say you're a solid 12."

[Chrys Schultz @killachrylla]

I guess when this is all said and done I can put "peeing in front of strangers" down as one of my hobbies. #ProboLife

[Chrys Schultz @killachrylla]

True Life: I Got A Time Out At 22.✋🙍

[Chrys Schultz @killachrylla]

@erinnah143 For real. I keep wanting to deactivate it but there's always so many cute cat videos and shit on there. The struggle.

[Chrys Schultz @killachrylla]

@erinnah143 Haha I have like 3 different accounts because I often forget my screen name/password.😂

[Chrys Schultz @killachrylla]

@rachel_vedder Girls who eat their feelings.🍱🍤🍪

[Chrys Schultz @killachrylla]

The difference between men and women is men need to be loved, women need to be wanted.

[Chrys Schultz @killachrylla]

@rachel_vedder My life is a sham. Haha.

[Chrys Schultz @killachrylla]

@rachel_vedder Haha, the bi curious part of my life is over. Forever lovin' the ladies.🌈

[Chrys Schultz @killachrylla]

Guys who get more clingy and shit than girls<<
No thanks, brah.

[Chrys Schultz @killachrylla]

My aunt: You've got a lot of Irish in you, too.
Me: So that's why I enjoy drinking so much! Pssh, and mom calls me an alcoholic.

[Chrys Schultz @killachrylla]

I'm never actually jealous of cute couples until I go to concerts and see them literally EVERYWHERE. #ohwell

[Chrys Schultz @killachrylla]

Everyone's getting in relationships and I'm just over here spending my money on concerts, tattoos and alcohol. #noregrets

[Chrys Schultz @killachrylla]

@rachel_vedder True, she ain't shit. She will not stop me from fulfilling my dreams of joining the freak show.! #ilikeyourbeard

[Chrys Schultz @killachrylla]

@rachel_vedder DAMMIT! There go all my hopes and dreams of growing out my lady beard. :c