Courtney Decker

Thicker than a Snicker🌻

[Courtney Decker @killacourt14]

My friend request list be looking like a courtroom docket😂

[Courtney Decker @killacourt14]

Does anyone wanna tell Brittney that low rise shorts/pants/skirts haven’t “been in” since the last early 2000s.

[Courtney Decker @killacourt14]

My landlord is a joke. I have told them about plumbing issues for over a week now.. they rescheduled literally 7 times and then never showed up. Meanwhile I have grass shooting up into my bathtub when I do the laundry.

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

My doctor and I were discussing my anxiety and she said "Brains are made to keep us alive. They're not made to keep us happy." And I can't stop thinking about that.

[Courtney Decker @killacourt14]

Love my girls

[Courtney Decker @killacourt14]

Sweatpants, long socks, two shirts, sweater, and onesie. I’ll freeze before I ruin someone’s holidays😂 🥶

[Courtney Decker @killacourt14]

The start of something amazing🥰 .. to be continued.. #inktober2021 #tattoo

[Courtney Decker @killacourt14]

It’s only been two days since my last tattoo and I have already booked and put down a deposit for another tattoo addition this month🤷🏼‍♀️ I’ll make up any excuse to get a tattoo. #OOF #inktober2021day1

[Courtney Decker @killacourt14]

Josh: you’re parents act like we’re not together. Me: you’re parents don’t think I still exist… (insert awkward silence)… josh: but still😂

[Courtney Decker @killacourt14]

I know exactly where this house is and I’m shocked at the price. There’s no way this tiny house is worth this much. Why is being an adult with no credit so expensive🙄😂

[Courtney Decker @killacourt14]

Online searching for houses to buy in St. Augustine, Florida.. just wondering why my dream place to live has be is so expensive 🙄😭

[Courtney Decker @killacourt14]

When you catch a buzz and start crying about your dog🥺

[Courtney Decker @killacourt14]

Why is it when you search comforters it always brings up duvet covers.. I can by a whole bed in a bag for the price of one duvet cover😂

[Courtney Decker @killacourt14]

Why can’t my whole family up and move to Florida already..?

[Courtney Decker @killacourt14]

So some random dude messaged me.. “I love your hair ! take care” .. thank you?.. “Out of my league so yeah lol but thanks for writing back” And this my loves is how men try to flirt in 2021😂🤷🏼‍♀️ No response was needed, he was right. #FunFact #Caturday

[Courtney Decker @killacourt14]

I ordered $50 worth of Chinese food just for myself.. so yeah. I guess this is what we’re doing now. #oops In my defense my love of crab Rangoon just got too me.. I mean I did order 25 of them👏🏻🤦🏼‍♀️

[Courtney Decker @killacourt14]

So I was given his number and I called. He yelled at me and scolded me like a child because he says he’s been doing all these things to reach me.. to sum things up I was in tears and he made me wanna move out.

[Courtney Decker @killacourt14]

So I got a new landlord.: he said he has tried to reach me for weeks, called me, texted me, and wrote me a letter. I have never once received a call or text, but did notice a letter Friday with my name spelled wrong so figured it was junk..

[Courtney Decker @killacourt14]

Count down till Florida t-minus 21 days. #countdown #beachvibes