itsJefff

Fuck you. Pay me. Designer. #blacklivesmatter Wypipo™. | |

[itsJefff @killadelfkid]

I'm pure filth. A great designer. An avid drug user. A shit talker and a pretty mother fucker. Hi new followers.

[The Blood O’Akasha @roxieharrison03]

Through my barely awake eyes omw to work, I spot a white bul in a Beyoncé Homecoming hoody. Look up, it’s @killadelfkid. Should of known lol

[itsJefff @killadelfkid]

@DrunkUncTony Pause. But yes.

[itsJefff @killadelfkid]

Make sexting great again.

[Rollo Tomasi @DrunkUncTony]

Data consumption from beating my dick on video chat has drained my phone battery. I hate it here!

[itsJefff @killadelfkid]

You’re slacking then.

[itsJefff @killadelfkid]

@Nicoley410 Plenty of search strings for GO. Check em out!

[itsJefff @killadelfkid]

Level 40 Pokémon go player here who will destroy you in PvP and my shiny collection is gorgeous.

[WHERE ARE MY BACKGROUND SINGERS?! @Nicoley410]

@killadelfkid I don’t have any devices so I can’t play the new games, I keep telling myself to stop playing and buy something because GO is annoying and kills my phone battery 😭

[itsJefff @killadelfkid]

@Nicoley410 🙃🙃🙃

[itsJefff @killadelfkid]

@Cocoa_Picasso I did too! Don’t mean shit wasn’t stressful!!

[itsJefff @killadelfkid]

I just finished omega ruby. The shit sucks lmfao.

[WHERE ARE MY BACKGROUND SINGERS?! @Nicoley410]

@killadelfkid Sapphire was skressful!

[itsJefff @killadelfkid]

I still know the dance lmfao. Salt peppah catch up and haaaaaht sauce. 😂😂😂

[bilqïs @phllyjwn]

This remind me of that party song lmao

[itsJefff @killadelfkid]

Y’all ever play diamond/crystal or ruby/sapphire?! That shit was insane.

[itsJefff @killadelfkid]

I completed the most recent Pokedex, continued a great job, got front row seats to my favorite band and haven’t died of an overdose. I’d say I’m killing it 🖤🖤🖤

[itsJefff @killadelfkid]

Honestly completing the Pokémon sword and shield dex was the easiest shit ever compared to old games but that’s not the point.

[itsJefff @killadelfkid]

Salt pepper ketchup hot sauce. Every time.

[bilqïs @phllyjwn]

First y’all was talking about cheese whiz on cheesesteaks now no ketchup?!

[itsJefff @killadelfkid]

If I had one theme song for the rest of my life it would be Marilyn Manson covering “Happiness is a warm gun”

[itsJefff @killadelfkid]

https://t.co/3gKf0IElEh

[itsJefff @killadelfkid]

Kobe is Kobe. He’s not Jordan. He’s a different level of ball.

[itsJefff @killadelfkid]

Being a Celtics fan I can speak to this. Kobe was everything we hated as Celtics fans. Kobe is also the best to ever touch a ball behind Jordan.

[you @MissZindzi]

I guess I might just really be oblivious to sports culture, because I don't understand the "I wasn't a Lakers fan, but..." disclaimer.

Do you need to be a fan in order to give condolences?

[itsJefff @killadelfkid]

I super dig the color of Beyoncé’s husbands suit.

[itsJefff @killadelfkid]

Every My Chemical Romance album.