kyle’s

steely dan stan. he/him/his. coffee addict. Iowa law class of 2028

[kyle’s @killafine]

Time is from February 14, 2020. feel like I'm back in a spot to train to beat this 5k time. wish me luck. it'll be pinned until it happens. Sub 16 very soon (months from now)

[Barb McQuade @BarbMcQuade]

The Slaughter case, overturning precedent, returns us to a spoils system where a president can “clean house” every four years, destroying our professional, independent civil service.

[kyle’s @killafine]

@Jandystl Brian Torres we will not forget you

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

Sometimes you have to back up a little bit and think about what things really mean: The top priority of the Trump-led Republican Party is to keep Democrats from voting. That’s their most important policy position right now.

[kyle’s @killafine]

@johnrabe The checkmate is comparing him to crooks, which isn’t disingenuous because 1,000 mlb PAS mean nothing

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

America 250 was going to be like a World Fair that would have attracted millions of people.

But Trump stole the money, denied permits, & renamed it Freedom 250 so he could make it all about himself & Republicans.

Trump stole America's Birthday from you! 🤬

[kyle’s @killafine]

Awesome how he acts like my 92 year old grandpa who we barely trust with driving a car

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

PAULA WHITE: Nobody has stood up like you have stood up

TRUMP: *sitting* *asleep*

[kyle’s @killafine]

The cardinals doing nothing will continue until morale improves

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Some 2006 World Series champs in the house 🏆

Welcome back Scott Spiezio, Jeff Suppan, and Chris Carpenter!

[kyle’s @killafine]

@Jandystl Getting Mo back is like making a trade already

[#1 JD Davis Hate Account @GregsBadTweets]

Guess what little dickhead? Once you’re in you can’t get out. Sack up and start drinking like the rest of us

[kyle’s @killafine]

Mike Johnson: listen to these sick fucks they want: proportional representation in the legislature. They want their votes to mean something in elections!!! How insane are we to want someone who doesn’t shield Epsteins bestie?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Johnson: The DSA… this is their platform. They put this on paper!  

Abolish the electoral college or replace the two-party system with a multi-party democracy, expand the House of Representatives, implement proportional representation and rank choice voting in all elections… End all military and economic aid to Israel, prosecute US and Israeli leaders responsible for the genocide in Gaza

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion” are the first 10 words in the Bill of Rights.

Treaty of Tripoli (1797): The U.S. is “in no sense founded on the Christian religion.”

The Enlightenment & the Constitution are ABOUT separation of church & state.

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

This is pretty hard to square with everything he’s said about pretty much all the previous presidents — including when many of them were presidents. And the vast majority of people who applaud this are surely hypocrites too. It’s fine not to respect presidents. They work for us.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

TRUMP: “I just want to find 11,780 votes”

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

The word religion appears in the Constitution twice.

Both times, it’s preceded by the word “No.”

[JBIF Stupid Town ™ @johnrabe]

All the plays I’ve seen these replay officials shrug at, and THAT one they overturn? The whole system is a joke. #STLCards

[kyle’s @killafine]

Two bullshit reviews in the @Cardinals game. @mlb fix your shit. How do you fail to overrule chalk clearly flying up on a ‘foul ball’ but on a bang-bang call you can overrrule with terrible angles. Horse shit. I’m here live and calling better games than the school for the blind

[kyle’s @killafine]

@Jandystl Boots on the ground

[Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom]

It'd be nice to have a Speaker who'd say: "And let them, we have nothing to hide, and they'll look like fools for doing it."

But what he's saying here is: They're gonna uncover a lot of stuff, and you don't want that.