Killa Kels

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[Killa Kels @killakels61]

I stopped reading a book yesterday because they mentioned this dress

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10 years ago, this dress was posted on tumblr causing a viral debate on whether it was blue and black or white and gold. The phenomenon revealed differences in human color perception and became the subject of scientific investigations into neuroscience and vision science.

[Killa Kels @killakels61]

@Burrgundy I’m sorry about your dog 😢😢

[Killa Kels @killakels61]

My neighbor threw out a whole plate of food someone brought over to him yesterday 😂😂😂 I can’t blame him I’ve had that persons cooking before and I avoid it

[Killa Kels @killakels61]

@wiley_koyote A subscriber at this point cuz I don’t watch her shit 😂😂

[Killa Kels @killakels61]

Why did this girl unfriend me on fb but is the first to watch my snap story every day 😂🤡

[Killa Kels @killakels61]

This man messages the group chat every morning saying he’s going to be 15-20 minutes late. He lives 5 minutes closer to work than I do. Sir leave 20 minutes earlier. Buddy whole day runs on appointments and he’s the reason he’s late to all of them

[Killa Kels @killakels61]

@jessica_sc6979 @DrSchmidt_ So are you Jessica or are you Kelly?

[Killa Kels @killakels61]

My mom has cancer and one of my clients told me to make her take ivermectin 🙄 respectfully you are retarded. I said she has cancer, not worms. She was like I’ve SEEN worms come out of cancer cells

[Killa Kels @killakels61]

A client came into the salon talking about how her mom made besties with killer Mike and she goes to Amsterdam to party with him all the time 😂😂 nobody else even knew who killer Mike is, including the daughter 🫣

[Killa Kels @killakels61]

Being the admin for your neighborhood Facebook page is a sad life 😂 I could never.

[Killa Kels @killakels61]

I lost a diamond earring that I’ve worn everyday for 9 years 😭 only taken out to clean and put right back in

[Killa Kels @killakels61]

If I looked like this I suppose I would be mad at the world too

[Killa Kels @killakels61]

I keep checking back every hour to see what else kanye said

[Killa Kels @killakels61]

I am so heart broken. I’m going to miss this dog for the rest of my life 💔

[Killa Kels @killakels61]

This man in a c class Benz was driving all crazy near me my whole drive to work. Ended up next to him a the last light before I turn off and I asked him why he drives his wife’s car like that 😂😂 big mad

[Killa Kels @killakels61]

I’ve read 7 books in 6 days. Kindle unlimited has a hold on me

[Killa Kels @killakels61]

Christina Milian and her sister are so pretty

[Killa Kels @killakels61]

@MarchinGoofy I back it in the garage most of the time 😂 the boat and one of the wheelers is in a garage out back so just the sxs and my wheeler are in the garage

[Killa Kels @killakels61]

This much snow closed Fayetteville schools from weds-Friday 😂😂 the roads were completely dry by Thursday morning, all the snow melted by weds night 😂😂😂😂 the southerners say “it’s not the snow, it’s the ice” like we don’t get ice in New England 😂😂 so entertaining

[Killa Kels @killakels61]

Found out pretty recently that my neighbors family call him “biscuit” because of how much he likes Bojangles biscuits 😂😂😂😂