Bris Bristofferson

if you think these tweets are bad, imagine living with them stuck inside your head

[Bris Bristofferson @killakow]

today’s Bill Simmons Podcast is LOADED

[Bris Bristofferson @killakow]

When you consume less Eagles content because they’re bad, something else will fill the void whether you want it to or not

[Bris Bristofferson @killakow]

@sixhundredlbs

[Friday Night @YakuzaFriday]

Friday at last…

[Bris Bristofferson @killakow]

@ianlcohen You mean “the prophecy”?

[Bris Bristofferson @killakow]

@EliotShorrParks I hope you luck into a great day today

[Bris Bristofferson @killakow]

@sixhundredlbs Birthday night…yes, finally here

[Bris Bristofferson @killakow]

@sixhundredlbs

[Friday Night @YakuzaFriday]

Friday at last…

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@sixhundredlbs

[Friday Night @YakuzaFriday]

Friday at last…

[Bris Bristofferson @killakow]

Just heard a Duff McKagan from Guns n Roses PSA at the Seattle airport about picking up your luggage

[Bris Bristofferson @killakow]

I saw this with Ashley (great movie) and her main spoiler free takeaway was that the show Cupertino is pretty good

[Ashley Gold @ashleyrgold]

I saw everything and I’ll never be the same

[Bris Bristofferson @killakow]

@TheLordOfSynth It’s a wonderful thing you’ve made

[Bris Bristofferson @killakow]

@NBABabySecret Happy birthday young king

[Bris Bristofferson @killakow]

Unexpected part of parenthood is having strong Sesame Street cast opinions. Way too much Elmo, not nearly enough Count (needs to be in every number of the day at least), never enough Cookie Monster and Gonger

[Bris Bristofferson @killakow]

@AdamSchefter One time, the guy who played Mr. Belvedere accidentally sat on his balls on set and they had to stop filming for a couple of days

[Bris Bristofferson @killakow]

Andy, you were one of my favorite players to ever cover/watch/be a fan of. I've never seen anyone come into Philly and leave a large, positive impression on the fanbase as quickly as you did. I am truly grateful for everything you gave on and off the field. Thank you forever.

[Mike Garafolo @MikeGarafolo]

The #Eagles are releasing QB Andy Dalton, sources say.

Tanner McKee and Cole Payton will be the backups to Jalen Hurts moving forward.

[Bris Bristofferson @killakow]

@sixhundredlbs

[Friday Night @YakuzaFriday]

Friday at last…

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@sixhundredlbs

[Friday Night @YakuzaFriday]

Friday at last…

[Bris Bristofferson @killakow]

If it’s the last group I have a great idea for GM

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

ESPN Sources: The NBA is expected to select the winning bid for owner of the Las Vegas expansion team in the very near future, with a price of at least $12-13 billion for the franchise and new arena among three finalist groups – Nancy Walton Laurie and Bill Laurie; Steve Apostolopoulos and Marc Lasry; Bill Foley and Jerry Colangelo.

[Bris Bristofferson @killakow]

Great opportunity for someone with courage

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

#Cowboys QB Dak Prescott was knocked out and put under sedation for 11 hours while he got a leg tattoo, via @ClarenceHillJr

"The massive tattoo also features Daffy Duck doing Dak’s signature touchdown celebration, the Dallas’ skyline and a sign from the Pine Creek Estates mobile home park in Louisiana where Prescott grew up"

"There are images of a Black Mamba for Kobe Bryant, a Jumpman logo for Michael Jordan and a picture of Muhammad Ali."

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