Chunk Dudley

bed wetter, trend setter

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if the breakfast is not continental, i send it back

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did lil wayne predict 6 7

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Can't wait for mental health awareness month to be over so I can take off this silly wristband

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At this point I won't even take a piss without a cheeky little scroll on iPhone

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Y'all love to hate on white guys with dreads but get real quiet when this guy shows up at the function

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Man David Attenborough is always on one about climate change huh?

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Areola would be a cute baby name

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Oh no I can't remember if I wiped this morning

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"My culture is not a costume!" I yell at the trick-or-treater dressed as a grad school student who's not very good at parallel parking

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Leave it to a white man to write a song about "Bennie" and "the Jets" and only to have it become an instant cult classic

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fuck a moodle post

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guy who doesn't know what a lot of common sayings mean hopping on a work zoom call: "hey nice shirt man, does the curtain match the drapes?"

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and speaking of, who named the cock roach that

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hog warts is a horrible name for a school

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Dave and busters more like bust a nutsters

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Marshawn Lynch turns into a pumpkin at MIDNIGHT TONIGHT

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set up two factor authentication? yeah i'd rather eat a jar full of rusty nails

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With IBS like mine, an awkward enough conversation with a coworker can turn into a diarrhetic.

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@vavertheraver You seem like you're fishing for something...?

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July the seventh be with you

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