Kill All MBAs

Book by @ianwhitworth out in a little while. In the meantime, weekly pieces on the website.

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My personal hair-plug nightmare https://t.co/UQb2E0Cmp1

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“Brands and older folk doing embarrassing impressions of millennials is a generational, less terrible version of going to fancy dress parties in black face.” https://t.co/RBzalFfucG

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Expertise Blindness, mansplaining and other charm vs charmless issues: https://t.co/gSAiXYPcpq

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Mum on Sunrise being better tv talent than me 👊 https://t.co/MNCFJN7DG9

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Is there any part of your business where you think: this is great for me but I hope nobody finds out about it? Trust me they will find out https://t.co/psYT8m41Sn

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Sorry MBAs but you can’t assign a KPI to the single most important marketing tool for service businesses. And hey look a dog! #marketing #referrals #MBA https://t.co/FcZ9g0eIBO

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Future you is right there at work, and it’s terrifying. https://t.co/825dHvBQjq

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Includes the nicest digital disruption story I’ve heard in years from a Bangladeshi cab driver. Listen (to them) and learn https://t.co/agVZWnlNDV

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This is LinkedIn in 2018. Decode the bad advice here: https://t.co/9mr9DnUAly

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Unpacking confident nonsense from business “thought leaders”. And why you should listen to @profgalloway @annhandley @henryrollins instead https://t.co/2ShT6iOTmc

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“LinkedIn now has the testosterone aroma of a changeroom laundry basket”. Why you need less Tony Robbins and more @henryrollins . And more @MarketingProfs @markritson @profgalloway https://t.co/2ShT6iOTmc

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One of the handiest things I ever learned came from a chance meeting with author Bryce Courtenay when I was a clueless wannabe. His one tip fixed a ton of rank amateur moves I was making #sales #pitching #authors https://t.co/B0u9Q3RpB5…/

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Wrote this in @mumbrella : why we'd still do all our marketing stunts even if they didn't win any new clients. Because our staff dig it. https://t.co/ddHaazBMJw

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It’s not @woolworths fault some of their customers are infantile whiny dickheads who should have their shopping licenses revoked https://t.co/HN7HBiINbh

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“Each one is a Code Red warning that you’re better off putting your precious capital coin-by-coin into an amusement arcade claw machine hoping to pick up a profitable number of fluffy toys. Learn from my pain.” https://t.co/cIxkaz0IRp

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Does design make your business money? Sure it looks nice but this week I put on my sceptical, greedy business owner hat and ask: does design give us higher profits? Spoiler alert: yes, lots. #design #ROI #branding #worldcup #cahill #cahilltex https://t.co/NLPa0CLwsC

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"When I think of some of the work I did aged 25, I just want to run to my car, drive deep into the forest, build a simple bark hut and see out the rest of my days as a hermit so there’s no chance I’ll ever bump into someone who remembers." https://t.co/0N741F4Usr

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LinkedIn’s Most Unemployable: The Warriors, Ninjas, Gladiators, Sherpas, self-describing visionaries, optimism coaches and many more. Brush up your Do Not Hire list #recruiting #linkedin #jargon #wankers https://t.co/5eUxF5baIo

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Months when preachy health groups want you to stop drinking:
Puritanuary
Feb-fast
Parched March
Abstain-pril
Moderation May
Judicious June
Dry July
No More-gust
Sensible-tember
Ocsober
Just Say No-vember
Detoxcember
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