𝔈𝔡𝔡𝔶 𝔊𝔢𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔢

𝕺𝖓𝖑𝖞 𝕲𝖔𝖉✍

[𝔈𝔡𝔡𝔶 𝔊𝔢𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔢 @killamic80]

@miradreaamy 2 shreks weigh 200kg, 1 shrek. Weighs 100kg
Answer = 100kg

[𝔈𝔡𝔡𝔶 𝔊𝔢𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔢 @killamic80]

@Seraphinaf5 A man (1) and 100 people entered = 101

40 people leaves = 61 people in the room

10 people entered = 71 people

Total people in the room = 71

[Oku @oku_yungx]

I understand we catch cruise like “Nigerian women are stingy” but the reality is these same women you call stingy spend money on men they LOVE so much.

If you are not receiving, you are not LOVED.

THESE SAME WOMEN CAN ROB PETER TO PAY PAUL.

[NICK LOVE @NickLoveATL]

Have YOU ever tried to break up with a woman? It’s SO much easier and cleaner when the woman thinks she left you.

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

The APC really hate the fact that Nigerians are discussing education & the STEM Olympiad in Rome. Those witches & wizards are bitter leaves. The Children of Hate went as far as opening Twitter Spaces to discuss Alex Onyia. Tribalism must die before Nigeria can rise.

[𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐮𝐬 @mentormqsculus]

Men would rather help a woman than help a man.

Women would rather help a woman than help a man.

Government would rather help a woman than help a man.

Lesson in there

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Let it be on record that the 3 most intelligent mathematicians on earth under 15yrs old are Igbo kids from southeast Nigeria.

Again, when e reach the turn of your region, encourage youths to fry akara or sponsor mass weddings & pilgrimage.

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

A lot of women aren't chasing love, they're chasing lifestyle. If he's rich, they'll gladly be wife number 5, side chick 3 or backup plan 2. Dignity gets blurry when status is involved.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Onyedikachi Egejurum got a Gold.

He is the best in Mathematics in the world Primary Category.

This is the beginning of greatness for the country.

[Lovers’ Guide 💟 @guideforlovers]

A woman who got married at 22 did it because she fell in love

A woman who got married at 32 did it because her clock got loud

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

Earns 25k daily from roasting corn but can’t use 5k to change her umbrella 😏

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

The entire point of hijabs is supposedly to keep the lustful gaze and uncontrollable sexual appetite of creepy perverted Muslim men under control.

Why are kindergarten children wearing hijabs?

Have you asked yourself that question, Sam?

[Ayo-Elesho @Ayoelesho]

The only way to make a woman realise that she is doing something wrong is to do the same back to her.

This is why a woman sees nothing wrong with going out on a date with another man while in a relationship, until her boyfriend also goes on a date with another woman.

It is also why a woman never understands what indecent dressing is until her househelp or sister dresses indecently in front of her husband.

And it is also why women can say they have ‘platonic sugar daddies’ until their husband decides to have ‘platonic sugar girls’.

Only when a woman is on the receiving end of an action does she understand that it is wrong.

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

Grand Corruption: Nigeria’s Greatest Threat.

The recent report from the IMF consultation further raises concerns about the scale of grand corruption under the Tinubu government. The IMF now reveals that about N8.83 trillion in expenditure undertaken in 2025 is not reflected in the budget. This expenditure is not budgeted and is therefore not under legislative oversight or administrative scrutiny. This is horrible.

N8.83 trillion is as follows:

1.About 2% of our GDP.

2.Over 35% of Nigeria’s 2025 N23.96 trillion capital project budget. In fact, the amount is more than the actual released capital funding for 2025.

https://t.co/Hta3LViCB8 is more than the entire combined budget for education (N3.52 trillion) and health (N2.38 trillion).

If such an amount is properly used and accounted for, it could transform Nigeria’s public health and education sectors. It could create hundreds of cottage industries that can provide jobs for thousands of graduates and build a solid foundation for economic development. But we cannot account for it. This is not an isolated incident.

This is a pattern of grand corruption that has become part of this administration.
We have a lot to worry about regarding the state of corruption under President Tinubu. The sort of corruption that is ingrained in total disregard of elementary rules of public finance management poses a grave danger to national security and the stability of the Nigerian state. The capture of the Nigerian state and the plunder of its resources are actions that undermine the basis of state stability and deepen poverty and state failure.

This recent revelation proves that the APC government is grossly corrupt, incompetent, and insensitive. With the growing poverty and the urgent need for significant upgrades to social and physical infrastructure, a responsible and responsive government would ensure that N8.83 trillion is prudently utilised to address these gaps. But not the Tinubu administration.

A few days ago, I called on President Tinubu to resign from office for incompetence, lack of capacity, lack of compassion, and failure to improve on his campaign promises. Some people thought perhaps the call was excessive. But with the daily revelations of pervasive corruption in this administration and its total lack of commitment to the welfare and security of Nigerian citizens, the only reasonable action is for President Tinubu to resign from office. The collapse of elementary forms of due process under Tinubu and the increased evidence of rampant looting of Nigerian public finances reinforce the need for greater accountability. It is now time for Nigerian citizens to rise within the law and hold this administration to account.

A New Nigeria is POssible. -PO

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

To open a personal bank account in Nigeria is so stressful but someone,
forged documents,
forged his way to the national budget,
had a CBN account,
attending embassy meetings and occasions,

This APC government led by Yorugbas truly thinks you all Nigerians are FOOLS

[Yehgha @yaygha]

If he has an STD
"he is irresponsible"

If she has an STD
"It is her boyfriend that gave it to her"

His infection is proof of his promiscuity
Her infection is proof of his promiscuity

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

Once upon a time, the Commander In Chief wore khaki & visited our soldiers in the theater of war. Once upon a time, the President of Nigeria motivated our gallant soldiers. Don’t allow any Fake pastor to deceive you! 👏👏

[Aristotle 🏛️ @Aristotle7777]

Women used to be 30 years old married with 3 children and a husband living in a house they owned, with a high enough standard of living that she didn’t even need to work and could stay home.

Now 30 year old women have slept with 30 guys, have no children, are not married, live in an apartment and have to go to work full time just to survive.

This isn’t progress, this is societal decline and a dramatically lower quality of life being sold to women as their liberation when in reality it is their enslavement.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

As someone who grew up ADORING Adeboye, then seeing the nuisance that he is - it hurts me so much.

Hurts me to realise how much I was brainwashed because he didn't just "suddenly" become a nuisance. He's always been a bigoted nuisance.

Walahi, I blame my parents too.

[Taiwo_junzi @taiwo_junzi]

As a Redeemer who stands for the truth, I’m happy to announce to you that my general overseer is a fool!!!