imperative it was he got sober or else this COULD be his demise.
woke up sadder than ever that this reality is truly too cruel and people are capable of hiding secrets we could never even fathom.
had a dream a bunch of us old directioners coordinated a meet up to watch the old video diaries at the movie theater, and while we were there Liam’s mom showed up and told us it was all a PR stunt she initiated to show Liam how much the world thought about him and how-
linguini has his faults too being a spineless noodle. not being able to make executive decisions without the help of a rodent like be fr and take a cooking class w all the money you’ve been making dumbass
like he really expected linguini to tell the world that a rat was controlling him??? like be grateful you’re in this position at all and work together. instead he did the rattiest rat shit and brought his whole colony into the restaurant and betrayed linguini. DELUSIONAL