River Lea

I’m syrupy sweet. I’ll rot your teeth down to their core if I’m really happy

[River Lea @killer_kween_]

You can find me stoned, soaking in the bathtub at least 5/7 days a week

[River Lea @killer_kween_]

@stephsals2010 Your basements been flooding since the beginning of time

[River Lea @killer_kween_]

@bugxface Asking for my relatives 😆

[River Lea @killer_kween_]

Has anyone in my hometown heard of a condom? Birth control? Anything??

[River Lea @killer_kween_]

I’m the person that always goes to the line that’s shorter and it always ends up taking twice as long as the longer line. God damn it NEVER FUCKING FAILS THE UNIVERSE HATES ME

[River Lea @killer_kween_]

Don’t drive around with a Colorado license plate sticker that says “transplant” that’s a target for people to hate you even though your North Carolina plates already did that

[River Lea @killer_kween_]

@victoriasnooks 😂😂😂😂

[River Lea @killer_kween_]

Mmmmm, that freshly flossed/brushed teeth feeling ✨🙌

[Ralph Malbrough 🥃 @SaintsForecast]

Say whatever you want about Obama or Bush but I really miss when they were POTUS going 6-8 weeks at a time forgetting they even existed. It was quite easy and enjoyable

[River Lea @killer_kween_]

Today sucks 😩

[River Lea @killer_kween_]

I’m starving and I’m stuck at home with no food

[River Lea @killer_kween_]

@rileyalessandra @OriginalFunko @tikibooooot @thr0ughmylens

[River Lea @killer_kween_]

Paid off & closed a credit card this morning and I feel AMAZING. One step closer to buying a new house

[River Lea @killer_kween_]

I’m a fucking sleep apnea expert after today

[River Lea @killer_kween_]

@paradiamonds I hope she’s not your friend anymore

[River Lea @killer_kween_]

I just had the worst night of “sleep” ever in this fucking hotel in Utah

[Abbey @adombrowski16]

Thighs: thick
Patience: thin

[River Lea @killer_kween_]

@AMilski93 Work. Sleep apnea course 🤓

[River Lea @killer_kween_]

Im going to Salt Lake City on Thursday. What?

[River Lea @killer_kween_]

I did 10 push up yesterday and my pecks are burning. And when I say push up I mean the girly ones on my knees. 🤦‍♀️

[Ron Howard @RealRonHoward]

hats off to this guy! please retweet