Flavio D'Twitchet

80% human and declining.

[Flavio D'Twitchet @killergyoza]

@MeliMels99 @itsJeffTiedrich “On your dime...they’re sellin’ beans!” is my new catch phrase.

[Flavio D'Twitchet @killergyoza]

@lanerodrigs1979 This Flex Seal?

[Flavio D'Twitchet @killergyoza]

@bad_stronger I'm sick of people thinking they get special treatment because they choose to have kids. I was not consulted in thier decision and as such will not assist with mitigating the consequences.

[Eileen Mary O’Connell @i_Lean]

Thinking about the time that I said that I was distantly related to Marie Curie and a guy explained “It’s pronounced Mariah Carey”

[Flavio D'Twitchet @killergyoza]

@chris_belcher Squirt gun.

[Flavio D'Twitchet @killergyoza]

@realDonaldTrump I lost it at "...you're favorite president, me".

[Flavio D'Twitchet @killergyoza]

How is American football still a thing? It's SOOOO boring. I believe that if people were sober it would have fallen by the wayside years ago.

[Flavio D'Twitchet @killergyoza]

@realDonaldTrump @NBA You have no more idea what "the people" think and feel than a ham sandwich.

[Flavio D'Twitchet @killergyoza]

@Slapout4 Marble Madness? I rocked that shit.

[Flavio D'Twitchet @killergyoza]

@MarkFWilkens Soany of you're tweets are so enigmatic to me.

[Flavio D'Twitchet @killergyoza]

@_pseudo_nom My main proof that there is no God (at least not one I want to meet) is that I was created with an extreme love of pizza and extreme lactose intolerance. What dick put that Gene sequence together.

[Gregory McKelvey @GregoryMcKelvey]

CW - Graphic
This shows police arrive at the shooting victim and push the Black Lives Matter medic away, kick away her supplies, and then let the man bleed out. She was trying to help. https://t.co/iicStI4fPk

[Flavio D'Twitchet @killergyoza]

@DianaWintah I honestly don't have any complaints about people inventing new words...except that I'm not smart enough to absorb them into my vocabulary as quickly as they come out.

[Flavio D'Twitchet @killergyoza]

I hope I see more like this in the next four years and less boomer all-caps yelling about inane shit.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

There’s a lot happening, but I hope we don’t overlook the brave fire fighters & emergency responders in the wake of Hurricane Laura.

When the storm hit, they stayed behind—even while their homes were being destroyed—to help their community recover.

True American heroes.

[Flavio D'Twitchet @killergyoza]

@TheSting17

[Flavio D'Twitchet @killergyoza]

@TheRickWilson

[Gregory McKelvey @GregoryMcKelvey]

“Stop resisting”

[human aaron @humanaaron]

Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into why are you even in the kitchen right now

[Flavio D'Twitchet @killergyoza]

@JoeBiden

[Flavio D'Twitchet @killergyoza]

@MarkFWilkens