Gear War Historian

stay weird 🌻

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Salem: a mood

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@mrsrobinsn97 Damn we may need to link up some time 👀

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@mrsrobinsn97 What’s your setup? I’m normally willow and Jake plays as wigfrid

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@mrsrobinsn97 I have been playing non stop for WEEKS bro.

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@mrsrobinsn97 I SWEAR TO GOD WE ARE ALWAYS OBSESSED WITH THE SAME THINGS AT THE SAME TIME.

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@1_in_a_lillian_ Not unless you eat it? Hmmm

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@IHateMattRaap @termiteGod @MattRaap ♥️🥺this world doesn’t deserve you

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My favorite part of labor scenes in movies/tv shows is when they pull the fully grown child out of the woman’s vagina and pretend it’s a newborn.

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@termiteGod @MattRaap Minus the anime porn it’s a pretty good site

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@termiteGod @MattRaap Isn’t it https://t.co/vs7RIfhhAe @termiteGod

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Is it normal to have breakup songs? I know people associate songs with their relationships but Ive also done it with all of my breakups literally since like 6th grade 😂🤪

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@MattRaap People adopt biggggg North Goodman energy. Reckless and just chilling in the middle of the road for no reason

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@spillteapoiss Ugh love

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One of the main perks of having gotten a masters so early is that people assume I’m older than I am even when I don’t deserve it.
My boss was just like, “....I mean you’re, what? 27? 28? You’ve still got so much time to develop your career”
I was like ma’am I am 23😂😂

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@ellaboresmeso My thoughts exactly.

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From here on out any time I say something seemingly patriotic (ex. God bless America, America is the greatest, So proud of all that America has done etc.) know that I am wholeheartedly and only referring to America Ferrera.
Thanks,
-Management

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Excuse me but @johngreen just informed me that we have only had 45 presidents because they counted Grover Cleveland twice.
IM SORRY WAT

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@ellaboresmeso Regardless of how it goes here’s a continued congratsX3

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If you like to romanticize your morning routines as much as I do, try thinking of your birth control pills as an advent calendar for the patriarchy 🤪