Killian O'Malley

Best attributes: sass, memes, desperation, poor decision making skills. The Relatable Gay™. Dating the thief with the bad hair.

[Killian O'Malley @killian_omalley]

Joe Biden memes are the Lord's work.

[Killian O'Malley @killian_omalley]

@kaz_warrick *kisses cheek* Finally, you feel like a person

[Killian O'Malley @killian_omalley]

@kaz_warrick Stay with me?

[Killian O'Malley @killian_omalley]

@kaz_warrick You just used me for my body heat?

[Killian O'Malley @killian_omalley]

@kaz_warrick Not as much

[Killian O'Malley @killian_omalley]

@kaz_warrick What's your point

[Killian O'Malley @killian_omalley]

@kaz_warrick And you call me the shameless one in this relationship

[Killian O'Malley @killian_omalley]

@kaz_warrick Thieving my body heat, have you no shame

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@kaz_warrick YOU ARE C O L D

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@kaz_warrick *shrieks*

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@kaz_warrick 😢

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@kaz_warrick You're making me sad inside with your ice skin

[Killian O'Malley @killian_omalley]

@kaz_warrick Once you stop feeling cold as death

[Killian O'Malley @killian_omalley]

@kaz_warrick *smacks hands* Away foul beast

[Killian O'Malley @killian_omalley]

@kaz_warrick *squirms away* Not today Satan

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@kaz_warrick I'm gonna push you off the bed do not

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@kaz_warrick I love you but no

[Killian O'Malley @killian_omalley]

@kaz_warrick Get your icy feet off me before I scream

[Killian O'Malley @killian_omalley]

@kaz_warrick I have no objections

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@kaz_warrick I do *kisses*

[Killian O'Malley @killian_omalley]

@kaz_warrick I take it back shhh I love you