killian beres

musician, singer and dancer :3 #teamfollowback #teamnobullshit #teamweed #teamdubstep #teamalternativerock

[killian beres @killiansconfesh]

I have made my favourite Miistas 1% cheaper by sending this tweet! #TweetItCheaper http://t.co/aFaZObRsu7

[Cross The Line @cr0sstheline]

Cross the line if you feel like shit 99% of the time.

[Cross The Line @cr0sstheline]

Cross the line if you are empty.

[Cross The Line @cr0sstheline]

Cross the line if your arms and legs are covered with scars from top to bottom.

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

I hate it when I don't forward a chain letter and then I die the next day.

[killian beres @killiansconfesh]

I need suggestions on a 6 month present for my boyfriend. Its really important to him and he means the world to me.

[killian beres @killiansconfesh]

I wish you could care.

[killian beres @killiansconfesh]

I just wish you could listen.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

In 2010. McDonald's mistakenly packed and distributed 5000 Happy Meals with coloured condom instead of toy.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

An onion rubbed on your feet will be tasted within the next 30-60 minutes. This is because your bloodstream carries it to your tongue.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Mothers of a Chinese tribe called Manchu used to give blowjobs to their infants as a sign of affection.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Sleeping in a cold room increases chances of having a nightmare. The colder your room is, the better the chances you will have a nightmare.