If you were in the trenches, reading fic on https://t.co/9Ja3004CFm. Congrats, you are an elder.
Today’s fic readers will never know what it’s like to scroll through hundreds of fic for that “great” fic.
missing out on concerts when you were young because your family couldn’t afford it and wishing to be grown up with your own money only to find out you’re still not able to afford tickets all these years later
meanwhile those hockey boys can be freaky as hell whenever they want and they’re described as charming and hot.. we’re never making it out of the patriarchy