crazyevilandheinous

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everybody worried about hopping on dick and sucking clit but nobody worried about furthering themselves Hailee Steinfeld made a whole song about this and y’all still stupid

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relationships turn you into a cuck and make you fat

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I be more supportive of my friends hopping on birth control than of the ones actually having kids

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edgars really be having baby bangs and shit

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Love Island is over? thank the fucking universe I don’t gotta watch y’all worry about couples you don’t know anymore

[crazyevilandheinous @killjavie]

it’s always “you met me at a very Japanese time in my life” never “you met me at a very Swedish time in my life”

[crazyevilandheinous @killjavie]

hoes be like “started cutting again but stopped cause I got bored”

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Thinking about the impact of the Bangerz tour adore you kiss cam

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my life feels like everyone walking out of the Irréversible showing at Cannes

[crazyevilandheinous @killjavie]

0 suicide attempts because it wouldn’t be an attempt I’d make sure of it

[crazyevilandheinous @killjavie]

when you fucked up at the function ready to ask everybody if they love you

[crazyevilandheinous @killjavie]

@omarapollo invincible literally had me sobbing in concert and from my phone