Hamantha

Heckin' mom, maker of things, destroyer of worlds. I don’t work there, and I don’t know you. Opinions are my own.

[Hamantha @killjoie]

I’m not seeing a downside. Ask the Irish to help.

[Frank OSHA @blucu]

#ScottishTwitter

[Hamantha @killjoie]

@barbsobel I used to sit on the steps and pretend I was a newscaster. #foreverweird

[Hamantha @killjoie]

if you need some uninterrupted time.” Don’t wheel in a keg, be discreet, and do your thing. You definitely made choices, and they weren’t good ones, if the nurse opted for the blueshirts.

[Hamantha @killjoie]

You know you’re a colossal asshole if the nurse calls security when you smuggle in a last beer to have with a loved one. Even borderline decent people would get a “hypothetically, I shouldn’t need to bother you during the first few innings of the Pirates game

[Hamantha @killjoie]

@KisselHillWSD @MrsLewisKHE I can’t love this enough times. A truly deserved honor.

[Hamantha @killjoie]

@MrsLewisKHE Yessssss!!! You are absolutely deserving, and I can’t think of a better nominee. You are such a phenomenal educator, and we are so very fortunate to have been in your room!!

[Hamantha @killjoie]

Nothing brings more joy to my shriveled little heart than learning that my favorite relative is majoring in mortuary science next year. Have I nerded out? Yes. Is there another death and dying nerd in the family? YESSSSS.

[Hamantha @killjoie]

@barbsobel *Padma

[Hamantha @killjoie]

@barbsobel Parma, you gigantic mushball, I love you.

[Hamantha @killjoie]

@seltzersmeats I’ve got the upper right and an old Irish one at my desk at work, which is where I eat 2/3 off my meals so…?

[Hamantha @killjoie]

This week I’m being a copycat. I’m making my version of the Fox Meadows Green Goodness bowl (more roasted broccoli, less spring mix) and Dunkin’s hummus toast with roasted tomatoes (not $4.50 a slice).

[Hamantha @killjoie]

@seltzersmeats have been sick for a month. Appetite is finally coming back and the ONE thing I want is a Lebanon Bologna sandwich (on a potato roll). Went to the closest grocery. All they had was Kunzler. Sigh. We need #bolognadrones

[Hamantha @killjoie]

I have the second phase of the Ick. Ick II:Electric Ick-aloo. The Ickening. The first ick didn’t truly go away. Bah

[Hamantha @killjoie]

@barbsobel I love you, and I hear you.

[Hamantha @killjoie]

@cardiocalicos 😻😻

[Hamantha @killjoie]

Help me raise money for #childhoodcancer research with @StBaldricks. Donate now at https://t.co/5v0DDdlSRS
Spring is around the corner, and my hair is about to be in a pile on the ground. Donate if you can, share if you can’t, and let’s fight childhood cancer!

[Hamantha @killjoie]

Did I just order this water bottle? Yes. Am I probably going to push the boundaries of good taste by taking it to work? Also yes. (TBH it’s probably perfect for my purse and it’s going to live there)

[Hamantha @killjoie]

@seltzersmeats I don’t want roses on the 14th, give me Lebanon Bologna and cream cheese roll up lilies instead!

[Hamantha @killjoie]

Groceries accidentally got delivered to someone else, and I had the best customer service interaction with @Instacart Fathima helped resolve the situation, got my items reordered, and saved the day. Whomever got my random groceries, I hope they’re a good surprise!

[Hamantha @killjoie]

@barbsobel I need to find plain, but Parmesan are my all time favorite.