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[maya moment @killmayaaaaa]

did u guys know "alien" is actually an acronym?
A- put
L-thexfiles
I-back
E-on
N-netflix

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@petrichoIas Very nice. Not sure why you ended the first tweet with that when it sounds like a very good thing

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This is what its like to work at a place where you can recognize your coworkers by their keys' jingle and know theyre coming around the corner

[turbomander @turbomander]

do u think a really upset king was ever pouting on his throne when he heard the jingle jingle of his jester running towards him and cracked a lil smile cause he knew everything was gonna be alright

[drew @drewsul_]

i wanna see this man’s flesh pulled apart from the hands of the working class

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@petrichoIas ?????????

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im sorry ✊️😞

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

finally some discourse I can get behind

[@clockteautwins @clockteautwins]

Another day wasting my life

[maya moment @killmayaaaaa]

@Vitters123 Nearly nothing. They use a small amount of lithium which is not easy to recycle, but every other component of the panel can be recycled literally infinitely to make new panels. Its just misinformation. And even if they were half as green, theyd still be better than fossil fuels

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@BroBossTM @frogs4girls Right but burning fossil fuels has no cons. And also this is misinformation anyway. Solar panels are like 99% completely infinitely recyclable, and are so efficient, houses with solar panels can sell their excess power back to the city because they make a surplus

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this is the part they dont tell you about moving regularly for work while also having a demanding job. Just kidding its kind of exactly what they tell you.

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having basically no irl friends is kind of making me insane

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birthday next week people keep asking if i have any plans and im just like 🙂 nope. 🙂

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@KatyCreep7 Literally had an ad yesterday that was like "waxing isnt about body image standards, its about sensory issues!" Girl shut the fuck up

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

"monument of the fat pigeon" Szczecin, Poland

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I cant read what the seal says while its waving and dont think its a good look to walk up and inspect it and cant find Anything like it online but the concept is hilarious

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my gay landlords ball out decorating their house for pride every year and this year they have some version of the progress flag with what looks like a US military seal in what would be the intersex part of the progress flag???

[Bird 🌲🦆 @birdwarde]

The Pigeon Bag! Coming this Saturday! 🎉

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@petrichoIas I feel like i dont remember this being a problem for me i just always wanted a fan

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Summer hasnt even hit yet and its hot as balls in my non ac house i slept so badly in my 85° bedroom last night i left work today and went straight to buy a window unit for my bedroom. Left it running for a few hours and im now in heaven