pluto

| they/them | 24 | makeup caked demon lover |

[wor$t e! in america @ethxooo]

connecting things

[☠︎︎ maya ☠︎︎ @GOTHPlMP]

don't worry yall i'll get to the bottom of this

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

me suffering the mummy's curse: aaaaahhhhhh!

the pharaoh: see i knew you wouldn't like it

me: I thought it would be sexy or something!

the pharaoh: well it isn't

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[josh @joshypooper]

im so fed up can someone put a blanket over my cage

[Paris @goodyhilton]

A lot of mental health issues can be solved by isolating and lashing out at people

[pluto @killyourownbuzz]

in lieu of charitable donations, please bring gifts

[pluto @killyourownbuzz]

they chemicals wanted me to mix them!! they asked me to!!

[alfie @fossilfinder7]

Gay guys touching their ear lobe during conversation

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i am a friend to all cats. yes even the mean ones. they have their reasons.

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Attack your doctor if you have any of these symptoms

[pluto @killyourownbuzz]

i’m in his crib pouring big cups of juice and making him grate cheese

[pluto @killyourownbuzz]

think infertile thoughts

[pluto @killyourownbuzz]

they’re giving the shrimp bones!!!

[pluto @killyourownbuzz]

“i wish someone would solve this problem!”
*solves the problem*
“no not like that >:(“

[pluto @killyourownbuzz]

using my EBT at menards

[pluto @killyourownbuzz]

oh baby those ellipsoids

[pluto @killyourownbuzz]

wow… my caterpillar body….

[pluto @killyourownbuzz]

you dropped your fidget spinner in the chantilly cream you hooligan