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Everything popular is wrong....

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Happy "alentine's ay" to all of us who aren't getting the D or V tonite

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@joerogan Thanks for introducing me to Ozark...maybe next week you can introduce me to heroin....

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Vegetarian is an old Indian word meaning bad hunter

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If nothing saves us from death atleast Love should save us from life

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What has become of our society where people mistake kindness for being hit on!?

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@MaineRepYo You should be raped in the face

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How can someone be racist who has friends that are black? The same way serial killers can have friends that are alive.

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If someone steals a Tesla is it called an Edison??

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I've been called the songbird of my generation by those who have heard me

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A perv a con artist and a racist walk into a bar. The bartender says "what'll be Mr. President?"

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The world is full of Kings and Queens who blind your eyes and steal your dreams

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If camera lenses are round how come pictures turn out rectangular??

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Shoutout to the hotel maids that have to change sheets February 15th....

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10 fish are in a tank...2 drown 4 swim away and 3 die. How many are left??

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Why does toilet paper need a commercial?! Who is not buying it!?

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@balloonski the dollar has lost 96% of its value since 1913 when the Federal Reserve was created

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By 2050 there will be more plastic than fish in the ocean....

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How many minutes of Hoarders can you watch before you start cleaning your house??