stephen kosiba

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

having a male cat is so cool its like having a eunuch advisor who doesn't know anything about the world

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Everything about this is insane

[Sports Season @SportsSeason_]

He was down there beating the breaks off them niggas

[Goro Revjima 🎟️ @RevClownn]

Hearing “Final DLC” is actually nuts 😭

[ye @kanyewest]

I know it takes time to understand the sincerity of my commitment to make amends

I take full responsibility for what’s mine but I don’t want to put my fans in the middle of it

My fans are everything to me

Looking forward to the next shows

See you at the top of the globe 🌏

[Oluwamucho @MuchoTV2]

Every rapper that’s ever had a good first day out always goes back. Only exception Tee Grizzley, he just lives vicariously through GTA RP instead

[Shishir @ShishirShelke1]

Artemis II crew is thousands of miles away from Earth

And they’re asking ground crew for help because they have two versions of Microsoft Outlook open and neither is working

This scene is now canon 😭

[Astro @CrAstro2]

Travis Scott posts "FATHER" again on his Instagram story with two captions "just the start" and "JACK ABOUT TO BULLY THE SUMMER", then he tags Kanye 👀🚨

[Grace Microwave User 🌷 @microwave_user]

everyone said "this account is dumb! there's never scorigami in baseball!"

Unfortunately, I think "most recently less than ten minutes ago" is the funniest thing ever

[MCU - The Direct @MCU_Direct]

Disney+ will complete its #MCU collection next month, marking the first time that every canon project will be available to stream on the platform: https://t.co/m8YOABHGzd

[eve @csiirac]

hotboxing my bitch son in a water cooler

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at the new LEGO Helicarrier set.

Will cost $399.99.

[✰🧃 @AddictKE_]

beavers are so funny why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

Got a quick peek in NFC East twitter during the “alliance” gimmick and it genuinely looked like this

[Jack (-_•) @captaincupkick]

The synthetic webbing being so calculated and exact, while the organic webbing is unpredictable and chaotic

I love little details like that, they go such a long way

[javi @1610SPlDEY]

Since I knew I’d be like the 1000000000th guy to mention wanting him to come back I was anticipating an answer like “I don’t knowwww maybeee who knowssss” but nope he just straight up said “yeahh something’ll happen” 😭

[Luke @qLxke_]

read through the qrts and replies if you want to experience what the internet was like 15 years ago

[Carly @carlymersky]

Jaxson is so real for that tbh

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders: