Time I address the elephant in the room…..There I was, trying to enjoy a Mets game like a normal American. And who shows up sitting behind me? THAT WALL-CRAWLING MENACE! And what is he doing? Save the city? OH NO!!! SITTING IN PREMIUM SEATS PROBABLY PAID FOR BY MY TAX DOLLARS!!!
🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨
#Chiefs star wide receiver Rashee Rice violated his probation after reportedly testing positive for marijuana.
Rashee has been ordered to serve 30 days in jail and will miss Kansas City OTAs and Mandatory Mini-Camp.
WOW.
(Via NBC)
The Doramigi script every tournament
Step 1: Goes down early in the set
Step 2: Gets fucked up on his 2nd game loss
Step 3: "yo doramigi about to get upset??? 👀"
Step 4: Doramigi remember he's playing Min-Min from ARMS
Step 5: 20 second game 5
Step 6: MinMin for the WinWin