Karlo

onwards and upwards 🚀

[Karlo @kiloocalorie]

I will not allow convenience to be the value that transcends all others.

[Karlo @kiloocalorie]

@isaiahcarlo__ ❤️

[Karlo @kiloocalorie]

@niborquinones hinahanap ka namin nung isang araw haha

[Karlo @kiloocalorie]

identified a pinoy in the bus by the smell of whiteflower insane

[Karlo @kiloocalorie]

i do not want to deal with this shit

[Karlo @kiloocalorie]

HALP 😭😭😭

[samirah @SameeraKhan]

I stand with PALESTINE, not Israel. 🇵🇸

I stand with RUSSIA, not Ukraine. 🇷🇺

I stand with CHINA, not Taiwan. 🇨🇳

If you disagree, you are PANSEXUAL.

May the Axis of Resistance continue their path with strength and valor and emerge victorious in their struggle against western hegemony. 🤲

[Karlo @kiloocalorie]

why are people doing advent of code with R 🥲

[Karlo @kiloocalorie]

@maejcristobal di pa siya nabasbasan ng dzai

[Karlo @kiloocalorie]

thank god I did not peak in high school 💀

[Karlo @kiloocalorie]

@kjgrosales SAAN also spolier gagi haha

[Karlo @kiloocalorie]

@maejcristobal @richerdrys HAHAHAHAH oo baket first world problem to

[Karlo @kiloocalorie]

Filipino desperation is paying £5 for Spanish bread

[Karlo @kiloocalorie]

aghhh 😭😭😭

[Karlo @kiloocalorie]

well what the fuck just run me over with a bus, Andrew
https://t.co/DVIeA6AfWj

[Karlo @kiloocalorie]

man this guys is so dense lmao please leave 🙄

[Philip Flores @pmflores2]

Isa ako sa 19 PhD graduates na yan at ako ang Most Outstanding PhD graduate sa physics. Tapos di man lang nila pinayagan na umakyat ang parents ko (na galing pa sa Iloilo) para sa presentation of graduates on my behalf kasi nasa Berlin ako for my postdoc. Lol

[Karlo @kiloocalorie]

very rusty at bullshitting my way at work smh

[Karlo @kiloocalorie]

risk: we’re expecting this to be done by (ridiculous timeline)

boss: haha no 💅you do not set our timelines

i love it here

[Karlo @kiloocalorie]

it’s giving

[Christian Nightmares @ChristnNitemare]

This is what indoctrination looks like…