Kilowog

[Kilowog @kilowog]

Can someone explain this "New 52" thing to me? They don't expect me top give my ring back, right? Cuz I'd like to see them try to take it...

[Kilowog @kilowog]

Lots of new poozers following me, but with this whole blackest night/brightest day thing, I haven't had much time to tweet.

[Kilowog @kilowog]

This new batch of recruits...*sigh*

[Kilowog @kilowog]

The Corps should step in to solve problems like these: http://tinyurl.com/6b49rl

[Kilowog @kilowog]

Time to train some new GLC recruits.

[Kilowog @kilowog]

Lots of Twitter apps out there, but the Guardians need to come up with one for the power rings.

[Kilowog @kilowog]

@_greenlantern According to the book of Oa, flinging poo does not warrant incarceration. Have you forgotten everything I taught you?

[Kilowog @kilowog]

@_greenlantern He's the last male monkey on earth! I can't just obliterate him, now can I?

[Kilowog @kilowog]

@_ampersand *crosses arms* Shoo, monkey. I'm too busy training new Lanterns and guarding the universe to deal with poo being flung at me.

[Kilowog @kilowog]

@the_J0KER Sounds like you're up to no good. Better watch it, poozer.

[Kilowog @kilowog]

@_ampersand I don't want to hurt you, monkey, but get off me. Now. *fires up power ring*

[Kilowog @kilowog]

@_ampersand *wipes poo off face* Watch it, monkey!

[Kilowog @kilowog]

Hello, poozers.