Kim Jong Un

Son of North Korean leader. Will be Great Leader someday.

[Kim Jong Un @kim_jongun]

The Great Leader !

[Kim Jong Un @kim_jongun]

Who's there ?

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Knock knock ...

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No idea what happened the last few days. Dad's guards locked me in my room. Just found a way out.

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South-Korean neighbours can't launch missile ? And they laugh with our missiles ? Ha ! Only Great Leader can launch missiles.

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Message to the kitchen : Where's my morning bowl of cornflakes ?

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Saw that even BBC now reports me as taking over from dad soon. Well duhu ... http://bit.ly/EFuqM

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Released two americans. Bill Clinton gave us some cigars in return. Special ones he said. They smell funny.

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Anyone want a glass of kombucha ? I'm thirsty. Gonna ask the ladyboy here to bring me one.

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Went for a burger and some kimchi in Pyongyang with dad. We call it minced beef with bread. It's way better than the western garbage.

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I feel so honored now that dad's following me. @Kim_Jong_Il is greatest leader ever to rule country and world !

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Downloaded some cd's from Yui. She's from Japan. We don't like them. So I didn't pay for them.

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Will America blame us for tsunami too ? Being friends with Australia and all.

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Reports about dad's pancreatic cancer are unholy western lies ! Great Leader can not become sick.

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Internetconnection been down. Did some sniffing.Too much traffic going out to southern neighbours. Must ask dad for more bandwidth.

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Want to sleep. Can't find my girlfriend for the night. Think daddy stole her. Celebrating missile launches.

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Finally escaped from my room. Dad's too busy shooting missiles to notice. Been locked up for listening to Park Hwayobi on iPod. She's cute.

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Can't find my iPod.

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Hmm, dad appointed me as heir yesterday. Missed it. Was admiring his statue somewhere. Dad is great. Well, his statue is.