stoop crone

we’re cloudbusting daddy | she/her

[dannica @dannarebb]

a reminder to live like Dolly Parton: be kind to people, and showcase your large breasts. ❤️

[stoop crone @kim_possiblyy]

@bribrisimps @madison_tayt bri!!!!!!

[Matt Slotnick @matt_slotnick]

the most confusing part of the odyssey is how this took 10 years

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

a new bombshell has entered hell

[daniel 🐌 @escargotpro_]

This is a place where every day you wake up, you could experience everything from a basketball player crashing into our old mayor to a person who's celebrating a new business that's opening

[stoop crone @kim_possiblyy]

@bribrisimps GORG

[flashback to getting head at a Halo 2 LAN party @GarlicCorgi]

The Reverend Mother of the Bene Gesserit is WEAK on Crime.

[annna @radannna]

this is hitting me just right and now i’m tearing up in public

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

you can’t blame posts for giving you a bad impression of feminism. because becoming a feminist requires doing your own fucking reading. actual essays and books. no one else can do that for you. stop letting everything you see influence you and develop your own identity.

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

kristi noem’s husband

[coolpeople number #1 fan Partna @onIychloexhalle]

cause why would Chappell Roan want to flood my basement and rust my bowflex? to what end? TO WHAT END!

[brayan bello defender🙂‍↕️ @tessiesbestie]

i hope the male loneliness epidemic becomes incurable

[Raphæl de la Ghetto @ilovesmick]

All these white people mad about Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl performance… I hope next year they get Bad Bunny performing the whole set in Spanish.

[Emma G. Fitzsimmons @emmagf]

Zohran Mamdani says at child care event with Gov. Hochul that 2-Care in New York City will include home-based providers and adds: "I want to be clear - this includes children with disabilities and children who live in our shelters."

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

The bigger story is that if ICE hadn’t been there no one would be dead. They bring death and violence with them wherever they go. They face zero consequences. They’re 100% the Gestapo.

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

if you're an ICE agent do me a favor and kill yourself

[emotion (2015) @breezybeezer]

why has gritty stayed silent on heated rivalry

[discourse & bravo @bravo_discourse]

dorinda heckling luann incessantly at her cabaret

she would thrive as an eagles fan (go birds)

[stoop crone @kim_possiblyy]

meredith marks driving is a recession indicator