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nfttssss alarm

[🍓 @leshaami]

HE IS A RAPIST. 🚩🚩🚩

[🍓 @leshaami]

IF CONSERVATIVE WOMEN ARE MORE ATTRACTIVE

WHY ARE CONSERVATIVE MEN ATTRACTEDTO KIDS?

[🍓 @leshaami]

I heard a gunshot. I texted my neighbor.

[🍓 @leshaami]

Heatstroke: hopital
Crocodile: hopital
Drought: hopital
Jellyfish: hopital
Blue ring octopus: hopital
Sea snake: hopital
Also: not enough hopital

[🍓 @leshaami]

I’m 5 years younger than she is but I’m not a fucking racist. 🥰

[🍓 @leshaami]

Her dress is fine. What’s not appropriate for church is photographing a woman’s ass without her consent and posting it on the Internet.

[🍓 @leshaami]

So, I had an abortion the other day. Among other things, my experience made me realize just how supremely fucked up these fetal heartbeat bills really are.

[🍓 @leshaami]

Already saw a white person post 'please wait for the facts.'

Here's a fact: if my friend went missing on an island I'd still be on that fucking island.

[🍓 @leshaami]

“women’s adoption of AI is 40% less than men”

yes because we’re still using our brains

[🍓 @leshaami]

Let me guess: the 19 year old is white and the 18 year old is Black

[k @alfkkifine]

I'm certain he's cheating.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

Can you study ADHD during menopause now? Maybe throw in endometriosis for good measure.

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

Surprise surprise.
The 19 year old is a guy. The 18 year old is a girl.

[jane @ijanedoll]

Don't waste ur time clearing the stretch mark ....clear the man instead

[rose @wynrosei]

Body shaming isn't kind, so if your spouse is body shaming you, you didn't marry a kind person

[🦢 @meishato]

Did her husband die at 40????

[🍓 @leshaami]

Convince my dad to invest in Microsoft, Apple, and Disney.

[🍓 @leshaami]

yes, a man's "bad day" can cost a woman's life. lmaoo

[🍓 @leshaami]

My daughters best friend’s dad molested my daughter when she was 6. We took her to the hospital, they did tests and she ended up needing stitches. But, the police said they didn’t have enough evidence for an arrest. So, I got my gun and went to his house. I made his wife and daughter go upstairs so they didn’t have to hear what was said. I immediately pulled out my 45. Now, this man was 6’4" and 275. I'm 5’9" and 160 so I wasn’t going unarmed. l asked him if he’d raped my daughter. He said it wasn’t rape and that she asked for it. I instantly shot him in the head. I did 13 years straight over it and it didn’t bother me one bit. They later searched his house and found tapes of 11 little girls and him. I’m proud I got revenge for all our little girls and thein fathers. I ended up getting letters from most of them.

[🍓 @leshaami]

can’t believe she went jail for fighting for her life.