Kim

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

whew, that was close

[Jamie @spacej_me]

My therapist always starts our session with “How are you?” and I always say “I’m good!” and then spend the next hour talking about how I am decidedly Not Good.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

On Leap Day we’d like to shout out some of nature’s most talented leapers:

Frogs, lizards, deer, my mother’s ability to jump to conclusions about my personal life, spiders - just to name a few.

[Kim @kimanddog]

@ChipSwelly I thought that hole came from when you dislocated my shoulder and *from my maybe wrong memory* put you against the wall and you moved

[andy sibbs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sibbsbutemo]

tell your boyfriend
if he says he’s got beef
that i’m a vegetarian

and i ain’t fucking scared of him

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Out:
girlbossing

In:
girlmossing - we're resting on trees and rocks with ferns and liverworts which are also abundant on moist the forest floors

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

GATORS AGAINST THE POLICE STATE

[Kim @kimanddog]

First time in Asheville: paid for ford focus or similar, received ram 1500. Second time in Asheville: paid for Kia rio or similar, received dodge charger. We should come to Asheville more often specifically for the surprise car thrill

[Kim @kimanddog]

I’m gonna teach him to be slutty like Nick Castellanos @Phillies

[Kim @kimanddog]

@ChipSwelly Why do your hands look like you’re 90

[Kim @kimanddog]

@knittykitty Can confirm that was destroying my area for probably an hour and a half

[Kim @kimanddog]

@LaurenMMueller

[Kim @kimanddog]

@ChipSwelly The nazis were less than 15 minutes away from me and I got a sick feeling I know one of them soooooooo

[Kim @kimanddog]

@ChipSwelly We are comfy cozy down here maybe you should move to Florida

[Kim @kimanddog]

@ChipSwelly Gaslight, gatekeep, girlbossing my boss into letting me work from home since every school in the area is closed for the Hurricane (I am aware it will just be rain but let me work from home)

[Kim @kimanddog]

30 flirty and thriving

[Kim @kimanddog]

Sport beer Phillies edition

[Kim @kimanddog]

@LaurenMMueller

[Kim @kimanddog]

Ashton went to daycare again today and he’s so tired he can’t stay awake

[Kim @kimanddog]

I saw a tik tok of kids saying the beginning of oh the places you’ll go and it made my cry so my perfect boyfriend bought me the book that happened to be the same day my professional license showed up and I’m honestly in a puddle of tears.