Switpuff

Prolific writer.Avid Biker.F1 Fanatic. Vanilla Dairy Fresh Drinker.

[Switpuff @KimaruKipsang]

Yesterday on 14/05/2018 at OilLibya Westlands, an Indian lady in a Mitsubishi Outlander Registration KCM 531F called a lady and a man who were in her way -“ Black Monkeys”. It’s very unfortunate that the watchmen at the petrol station were defending the lady

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

It means anapenda boobs. That would earn him my vote straight away.

[Switpuff @KimaruKipsang]

@ggiste Na angenunua EA Cables sad hii angekuwa akilia kwa choo.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

The Gen Zs have told me it's time to stop calling me SG. They want to give me a new title, H.E - Edwin Sifuna

[Christopher Haslett @CJ_Haslett]

Literally no other city on earth has buildings like this next to a road like this.

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

What fascinates me about academic writing is that, no matter your major, Zhang et al. has probably already thought of it and written a paper on it.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

A Kenyan by the name Elias Wekesa has taken Safaricom to court, and every Kenyan should pay attention.

He says Safaricom deactivated his line after it stayed inactive for a few months, then reassigned it to another person.

When he tried using it again, he was met with a shock.

The number was gone.

Worse, he says he could no longer receive OTPs from his bank and other platforms tied to that number.

This case matters because it touches every Kenyan.

Because your phone number is no longer just a number.

It is tied to your bank account.
Your email.
Your work accounts.
Your private life.

The moment that number is handed to someone else, the risks begin.
OTPs can go elsewhere.
Recovery codes can land in another person’s hands.

Account alerts can reach a stranger.

That person is not just holding a SIM card.
They may be holding access to parts of your digital life.

And if they have bad intentions, the damage can be immediate.

And for families who have lost loved ones, it cuts even deeper.

A parent’s number.
A sibling’s number.
A loved one’s number.

One day, it holds memories.

The next day, it belongs to a stranger.

This is why Safaricom must be forced to create stronger safeguards before reassigning numbers.
Because in today’s world, a phone number is not disposable.
It is identity.

And identity should never be reassigned without protection.

[𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐬.𝐱𝐲𝐳 @playboytravis_]

i think the final stage of being a man is understanding your father

[CAF Media @CAF_Media]

The CAF Appeal Board decided that in application of Article 84 of the Regulations of the CAF Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON), the Senegal National Team is declared to have forfeited the Final Match of the TotalEnergies CAF Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON) Morocco 2025 (“the Match”), with the result of the Match being recorded as 3–0 in favour of the Fédération Royale Marocaine de Football (FRMF).
https://t.co/QKDI0FCKug

[Switpuff @KimaruKipsang]

@StanbicKE industrial area branch, no tellers as usual

[Switpuff @KimaruKipsang]

@CarrefourKe your branch in ngara never has attendants. Always one with a ton of customers.

[FIA @fia]

Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri have been disqualified from the #LasVegasGP 🇺🇸

#FIA #F1

[Matt Gallagher @MattP1Gallagher]

BOTH MCLARENS MIGHT BE DISQUALIFIED FOR SKID WEAR????????????

[FIA @fia]

DOC 55 - Summons - Car 4 - Technical Regulations https://t.co/nVLPv627jK #LasVegasGP #F1 #FIA

[Ambar @Ambar_SIFF_MRA]

Equality?

[Mr. Tribe🏝️ @sheymanishere]

finding out realizing

[Novine Farm 🧑‍🌾 @Novine_Farm]

The goal was never Gucci bags and LV suits….

#RaisedByCows

[Dr Susan Chomba @suechomba]

This is called recentralizing after decentralizing. The very reason our forests are under joint management of the state and registered community groups is because of the abuse & mismanagement of forests by previous state regimes. We can’t allow ourselves to go back there. Shame on Kenya Forest Service & anyone supporting militarized take over of public resources. We know you are eyeing the revenues that are coming from the forest and grabbing the land for personal gain of some “big”people, forgetting where we have come from. Stop the drama and act in the interest of the communities, nature and climate! It’s 2025 not 1997!

[MJ⭐️ @mj_brouno]

All CHAN tickets are sold out na hakuna mtu akona ticket😂😂

[Switpuff @KimaruKipsang]

@Kvaati Kuna ukora mahali

[Switpuff @KimaruKipsang]

Hii ni ukora