Noodle-Ay-Hee-Hoo

*poke poke*

[Noodle-Ay-Hee-Hoo @kimba2992]

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[Noodle-Ay-Hee-Hoo @kimba2992]

@PrettyGirlJay_ Felt

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

apparently he’s a convicted STALKER??????

[Paul van der Meer @Paul_VanDerMeer]

Florida honors their leader and erects a nonpornographic statue of David DeSantis.

[Noodle-Ay-Hee-Hoo @kimba2992]

Spiritual bypassing is defined as using one's spirituality to avoid facing unresolved issues either on a personal, interpersonal or systemic level.

Like comparing rocks and Goliath/Abel to a semi automatic and a 9 year old.

[Noodle-Ay-Hee-Hoo @kimba2992]

We may be saying bye to Jimmy Carter on Presidents Day weekend. 🙁

[Noodle-Ay-Hee-Hoo @kimba2992]

Special needs parenting burnout is so real. I'm in a good place in life now, but I find myself on the brink of a meltdown because I'm so overwhelmed and feel mostly alone in this. We need a legitimate break.

[Noodle-Ay-Hee-Hoo @kimba2992]

@trashbo4t Haha oop

[Noodle-Ay-Hee-Hoo @kimba2992]

Stuff my sister said at the Iron Bowl: a thread.

[Noodle-Ay-Hee-Hoo @kimba2992]

It's 12:25 a.m. and I am explaining the picket fence method of calculations in chemistry with my boyfriend, because why not?

[Noodle-Ay-Hee-Hoo @kimba2992]

Saw this. Whew my anxious heart is praying everyone that's involved. 🙏

[ALGO Montgomery @algo_mgm]

Crash involving Vehicle Fire on I-85 NB @ MP 13.9 before Exit 16: US80 in Montgomery County. Expect moderate delays. More details: https://t.co/dwyu04JAqT

[Noodle-Ay-Hee-Hoo @kimba2992]

I SUCK at social interactions now. I thought I was bad before. It's debilitating now.

[Noodle-Ay-Hee-Hoo @kimba2992]

@RCTGuests Same bestie

[Noodle-Ay-Hee-Hoo @kimba2992]

Irony is kind of weird, like when your mom buys you a journal to write down your thoughts, but you tried doing that 19 years ago and she hunted it down and read it.

[sophie ♡ @lucidhrt]

why colleen hoover + her writing are problematic: a thread. ୨!୧

[MAESTRO👑 @HenryPhllps]

@Phil_Lewis_ Him at the pearly gates, trying to get into Heaven:

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[Noodle-Ay-Hee-Hoo @kimba2992]

@DatHaynes trying to get ahold of you by any means, hoping one of your social medias have audible notifications. It's not emergent, but very time sensitive

[Noodle-Ay-Hee-Hoo @kimba2992]

@DatHaynes My fav quote of yours to date

[Noodle-Ay-Hee-Hoo @kimba2992]

"SLEEPYTIME HAS BEEN CONSUMED. I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT TO THE BED. GOTTA BE GENTLE. I GOT 6 WEINERS IN MY STOMACH"

- @DatHaynes after eating 6 hotdogs and drank nighttime sleepy tea.

[Noodle-Ay-Hee-Hoo @kimba2992]

Ever notice how when you spend a whole day debunking the Christian stance on abortion, the next wave of posts are about how "we can still love those who disagree with us." 🤔

No no, Sister Betty Lou. Take accountability for your crimes. You're W R O N G.