Elyssa-beth Kimball

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[Elyssa-beth Kimball @Kimball_Elyssa]

“Are your curls natural?”
Lmao you think I’d do this shit on purpose??

[Elyssa-beth Kimball @Kimball_Elyssa]

@Sarahsodaa18 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

[Elyssa-beth Kimball @Kimball_Elyssa]

“If I have to put the toilet seat up, you can put it back down...
Equal rights”
??
Okay you right.

[G A B B I E 🫧 @geauxgabbie]

It’s a love/hate relationship🤣🙄

[Elyssa-beth Kimball @Kimball_Elyssa]

Does this mean my speeding ticket is going to get dropped🤔

[Elyssa-beth Kimball @Kimball_Elyssa]

But y’all forgetting about the people who actually NEED toilet paper??

[Elyssa-beth Kimball @Kimball_Elyssa]

I swear no one comments on my ass more than my mother..

[Elyssa-beth Kimball @Kimball_Elyssa]

Talk about overwhelmed 🤯

[Elyssa-beth Kimball @Kimball_Elyssa]

My spirit animal?
Hmmm prolly Kevin Gates 😂

[Elyssa-beth Kimball @Kimball_Elyssa]

I don’t want a valentine
I just want Valentino

[Elyssa-beth Kimball @Kimball_Elyssa]

But how come I don’t need gas when it goes down to $2.08 for three days... only when it goes back up to $2.30??

[Elyssa-beth Kimball @Kimball_Elyssa]

Sad boy hours
I miss 2010 Justin Bieber.

[MARIA @maariuh]

be bold, the fuck you scared of? shit happens

[♓️unter 〽️unden @Munden_1994]

Fuck cookout morehead needs a chipotle.

[Elyssa-beth Kimball @Kimball_Elyssa]

I got 99 problems
and they all bitches

[trish @ultragloss]

for $12/hour plus tip i will come to your family’s christmas dinner and pretend to be your beautiful , intelligent, talented, amazing, successful girlfriend. for an extra $5 flat rate i will even hold ur hand