Kimball Bryan

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[Michael Guy @MichaelGuy]

Announcing the Kimo Sabe Mezcal: Sacred Heritage Collection NFT. Only 1,888 hand made 1 of 1 bottles were made for this special collection. Find more info: https://t.co/E4fBVCH2TK

Cheers 🥃

#NFT #Mezcal #Web3 #Tequila #NFTCommmunity @kimosabemezcal

[petfinder names @petfindernames]

hide your kids and hide your dessert because here comes

[Kimball Bryan @kimballpagee]

@bisexualbugs feeling blessed. ty ty

[Kimball Bryan @kimballpagee]

@bisexualbugs Why am I being singled out so hard rn for my tweet from 2018 😅 lol

[Kimball Bryan @kimballpagee]

@zaycolmore Can’t wait!!!

[Kimball Bryan @kimballpagee]

@zaycolmore Pick any one you want. I make my schedule in advance so I can be off whenever

[Kimball Bryan @kimballpagee]

@dc_swizzle @zaycolmore Fan-freaking-tastic

[Kimball Bryan @kimballpagee]

@zaycolmore @dc_swizzle Ayyyeeee come on over! 🙌🏻

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

Creed Bratton, the most underrated Office character

[Kristina Holzweiss, kristinaholzweiss.com @lieberrian]

One of my favorite @sesamestreet moments of all time...

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

Don't be too eager to be recognised by fools.

[Mads🥂 @madisommelier]

I am:
⚪ Male
⚪ Female
🔘 French, that’s why I have this ridiculous accent

And ur:
⚪ A man
⚪ A woman
🔘 Mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries

[Kimball Bryan @kimballpagee]

Just found out via Facebook that my very first patient I had when I started my career as a NICU nurse about 1.5 years ago (initial micropreemie) just used her toddler potty on her own for the first time and boy did that make me reflect hard 😭🙌🏻 I freakin love my job ❣️👶🏼🤱🏼

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

Keep on doing what you are doing. Don't be afraid. Don't start doubting yourself. Enjoy what you are and what you are doing.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

I'll catch you on the flippity flip.

[Kimball Bryan @kimballpagee]

The Spanish-speaking parents of one of my babies at work asked me if I was Mexican because I had “such a good Spanish accent” & tbh I feel horrible because I literally know like 5 words in Spanish & I only have an accent from being an asshole & over-enunciating Spanish words.

[Kimball Bryan @kimballpagee]

@jennasdamron Gracias! 🦂🦂🦂

[Kimball Bryan @kimballpagee]

*Yesterday at the farmer’s market*

Plant guy: ......

Me: *holding 5 different succulents* “Tell me how to not kill these.”