🚨 BREAKING:
Donald Trump has lost his immunity...
The U.S. Supreme Court ruled to remove Trump's immunity in the Epstein case.
The way has been cleared for his prosecution. He can be impeached.
🚨NEW: Kaitlan Collins just pointed out to Donald Trump that CNN is credentialed by the UN, so they will keep covering him despite being banned from the White House!
(She’s a good journalist and not afraid to stand up against him.)
Dear Trump,
Thank you for applying for the Nobel Peace Prize. We reviewed your essay titled, "Obliterating an Entire Nation." While it was a good read, we believe you are more suitable for the War Crimes Division or the International Senior Center for the Criminally Insane.
If you believe that Donald Trump helped with the cleanup at ground zero on September 11 and supplied workers, then you’re a special kind of fucking idiot.
Let me repeat for those in the back:
If you were Jeffrey Epstein’s very best friend for about 20 years, made 4,725 wire transfers to Epstein totalling more than $1.1 billion and are mentioned in the Epstein files a million times, I’m pretty sure you’re a child-raping pedophile.
Trump is subpoenaing journalists for exposing his Qatari plane scandal— his Air Fraud One — a private jet he’s spent hundreds of millions of YOUR tax dollars on.
He is the most corrupt president in American history!
The best US men's team ever loses to Belgium. If they'd advanced, there would have been an asterisk next to their victory because of Donald's interference.
He casts a shadow over everything. He can only win if he cheats, and he thinks that applies to everybody else. Sad.
Happy 80th birthday to my friend George W. Bush!
Your friendship—and that of your father and your entire family—has been one of the great gifts of my life. It has always reminded me that long before we’re politicians, we’re fellow Americans and, above all, human beings.
And for the next month, I’m especially grateful to finally have someone older than me! Wishing you many more years of good health, happiness, and friendship.
Our country is stronger when we remember that what unites us is greater than what divides us.
CONGRATULATIONS TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND TRAVIS KELCE ON GETTING MARRIED! WE LOVE YOU.
IGNORE DONALD, HIS WALKER BROKE, HIS RATINGS TANKED, HIS WIFE RAN AWAY, NO ONE CAME TO HIS FREEDOM 250 LEMONADE STAND, AND HE'S OUT OF METAMUCIL, DIAPERS AND HAIR.
FINE! I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, HAVE BEEN MANIPULATING THE WEATHER. I'VE ALSO BEEN SECRETLY INFLATING TRUMP'S ANKLES AND HIS ASS. THEN I HID HIS DEODORANT. AND SLIPPED HIM A PILL THAT FORCED HIM TO SURRENDER TO EVERYONE. I'M ALSO BEHIND THE GREAT STATE FAIR ROBBERY. I STOLE 185,000 PEOPLE, MAKING IT LOOK EMPTY. AND FOR MY PIÈCE DE RÉSISTANCE I ADDED "B" AT THE END OF DUMB, PRAYING HE WOULDN'T CATCH IT! BUT HE DID. I'M SO SORRY.
I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.
No President in History has ended the same war so many times.
Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.
No President has ever done this before.
And he is nowhere near finished ending it.
It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
CONGRATULATIONS TO DONALD ON HIS SURRENDER! MANY SAY IT'S THE BEST SURRENDER THEY'VE EVER SEEN. NAZI GERMANY CAN ONLY DREAM OF SUCH SURRENDER. PEOPLE BEG ME TO TELL THEM DONALD'S SECRET. I TELL THEM ALL, I'M SORRY, SURRENDERING CAN'T BE TAUGHT, YOU HAVE TO BE BORN WITH IT.