kimmie

helloooooo

[kimmie @kimbieloo]

omg….

[kimmie @kimbieloo]

never get the same cocktail twice

[Hasty @hastyttv]

Walking back progress from SIXTY YEARS AGO is UTTERLY FUCKING INSANE.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

all i do is buy yogurt. i'm eating yogurt and updating my to do list with "buy yogurt." sorry i can't hang out this weekend i have to buy yogurt

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

Donald Trump: I am going to get revenge on everyone who came after me over the last four years

Joe Biden: Okay I will pardon those people so you can’t weaponize the justice department against them

Media: What reason could Biden possibly have for pardoning these people???

[ Dr. Waitman W. Beorn (waitmanwbeorn.com on 🟦) @waitmanb]

Hi!

Holocaust historian here. Let me see if I can help. That wasn't a "weird salute." It was a Hitler salute. Because Elon is a fucking Nazi.

Hope that helps!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Hilary Clinton reacts to Donald Trump declaring he will rename Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America.

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

My hatred for Donald Trump has nothing to do with politics because he has no policies. My disgust has to do with his behavior as a human being. He’s a pile of fucking shit.

[kimmie @kimbieloo]

this speech …. man i hate it here

[Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont]

I mean it sincerely.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Y'all are fucked, bruh. We're outta this bitch.

[daphne @defneorsomethin]

ROBERT EGGERS YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN

[trin @lovelltrin]

okay trump now undo the abortion ban now that we know you like undoing things YOU put in place!

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

In Washington DC doing meetings trying to get this TikTok ban lifted.

[David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH]

I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon.

[old man paul @allisonargented]

shoutout to my boy tchaikovsky he really freaked it with swan lake