kim carrillo

probably watching friends for the 45742th time

[Fandango @Fandango]

R.I.P. to the legendary Betty White.

[kim carrillo @kimcarrillo96]

@peytongronos @n_gronos Eliza fucked us up

[kim carrillo @kimcarrillo96]

@thefakelucas 🥺 love you 💕

[kim carrillo @kimcarrillo96]

@peytongronos when u just wanted to have a nice lunch with ur friend but she jumps out and scares u and u drop all ur food

[kim carrillo @kimcarrillo96]

@peytongronos Girl I— 😂😂😂😂😂

[kim carrillo @kimcarrillo96]

@JeremeyT_Allan That is so awesome!!! Congrats! 🥳

[kim carrillo @kimcarrillo96]

unfollowing bigots is so cleansing honestly 😌

[kim carrillo @kimcarrillo96]

surprisingly (also not) a lot of people I went to high school with posted on their IG story that today’s arrest is some big conspiracy against cops like bro just say you’re a racist 🥴😂

[kim carrillo @kimcarrillo96]

what if it was “sorry :(“ on a bio test😂

[kim carrillo @kimcarrillo96]

today I learned that I went up two pants sizes since the pandemic started and I just feel... so disgusting. I don’t even want to go buy more jeans that actually fit bc just thinking about shopping for jeans sends me into a panic attack. Ugh.

[Vicky 🥀 @xoxo_vict0ria]

Iced coffee tasting? 🤤 I’m down!

[kim carrillo @kimcarrillo96]

MISS TAYLOR DID IT AGAIN 🥺🥺🥺

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Me in 2020: life is chill, writing songs based in fiction to avoid drama, feeling pretty grown up

My 2008 music from the vault, in a goblin voice: “REELEEEEEEASE MR PERFECTLY FIIIIIIINE”

https://t.co/PCexr31q9x

[Kyante Wilson 🦍 @kyantewilson_]

Stimulus: $1400

Me at Disneyland: yeah can I get a bottle of water and a churro please

[kim carrillo @kimcarrillo96]

I woke up thinking it was 6:30 and had more time to sleep but it’s 7:30 are you fucking kidding me!!!!!!

[Shelby Hintze @ShelbyHintze]

Going to teach my kids:
1. Not to talk to strangers
2. Who Tony Hawk is
3. Tony Hawk is not a stranger, you can talk to him. Do not embarrass this family.

[kim carrillo @kimcarrillo96]

Ok I’m just going to say it modern family is the best show ever. Great cast, great storyline, funny af. Just a fucking masterpiece.

[kim carrillo @kimcarrillo96]

@jaimepantss Zoey Deschanel. Human equivalent to nails dragging against a chalkboard. I just can’t. I tried so hard to love new girl bc everyone and their damn dog love that show but I just couldn’t. she drove me INSANE.

[Depressed Cowboys Fan @ChickenColeman]

I’m deleting Apple Maps that shit be tryna take you to the cartel