aeshks

huh

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I was just saying this to my pastor

[daniel @4skip0]

i have to go run some aarons

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

I don't like when the hot sauce name is crass... Show some decorum

[Internationally Renowned Cartoonist @shadowfan198]

If you do pub trivia and your team is like eight people you should kill yourself

[michael @heatherr0ads]

roommate just told me he’s “running off seven hours of sleep”

[aeshks @kimchibby]

@regularaugust Genuinely what you’re finding in produce

[Deli 🏳️‍⚧️ @Myceliumsoul]

this happens in dorohedoro like 5 times to different people

[s @cayendooooo]

When u singing along to frank ocean and you’re both off key

[Νατε @olobzjr]

at any given time between 2009-2013 a school kid could give you 3 solid illuminati conspiracy theories

[(ꈍ ᴗ ꈍ✿) @5notz]

ripping my pad loudly to assert dominance

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

I think there must’ve been some that exploding diarrhea bacteria in one of the 17 mango white claws I had last night

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my grandma hit a clip on candy crush

[Aus @30FFobia]

My homeboy asked me one time if I’ve ever heard his “funny voice” then pulled a whippet canister out from under his seat and went unconscious for 3 minutes in the middle of a car wash

[the @Amanseeks]

How my life feels: